Happy Endings: What Will Keep Our Models Thin Now?

•Wait, so models aren’t supposed to do blow now? This is all so confusing. We thought H&M and Chanel were supposed to encourage any activity that keeps your hip bones jutting out like two handlebars. Nothing makes sense anymore.

•Gay rights groups in California meet with Governor Schwarzenegger today to pressure him into signing the state’s same-sex marriage bill. The groups believe that what he “does with this bill will define his legacy.” We thought his former gay boy toy, action star, and bodybuilder image had already been cemented for eternity?

•Wheels are in motion in the Czech Republic for those smooth Bel Ami boys to enjoy civil unions.

•Our lusty brother Andy has exclusive dirt on Madonna’s new album.

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