And I love, love 50 Cent. I think he’s just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he’s gay [… because of] that cute little voice of his. It’s okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert.
—Singer Rufus Wainwright, in Details, contributing to the new trend of celebs pretending to be experts about each other
@A Aki: You’re a trip. Thanks for brightening my day.