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How You Can Wish Exodus International’s Alan Chambers a Happy Wedding Anniversary

Please join us in wishing a happy wedding anniversary to Exodus International chief Alan Manning Chambers and his wife Leslie, who yesterday celebrated 12 years of denying homosexuality until death do them part. You can send your well wishing to him right here (if you’re logged in to Twitter). Or, better yet, you can send them a gift. Allow us to suggest the appropriate present!

Now we know tradition stipulates the first wedding anniversary gift is paper, and the tenth is tin. But what about the twelfth? Silk or linen, suggests About.com. Or for a more modern take, pearls!

 

Which means you’re either getting Alan and Leslie this:

Or, uh, this. Happy anniversary!

By:           editor editor
On:           Jan 4, 2010
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  • 28 Comments
    • romeo
      romeo

      Too bad I missed the paper one. I’ve always wanted to do that burning paper bag at the door thing. LOL

      Jan 4, 2010 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      As for Chambers, we need to stay on his drama queen ass about what’s up with Exodus and Uganda. Just what the fuck did they have in mind until the lid got pried off? We need to stay on his dirty, hypocritical, murderous ass. Him and all the rest.

      As for a present for him and his beard, how about a framed picture of the first gay people carried away in Uganda under that law that they helped set up? They didn’t mean that to happen? What’d they think would happen? Fuck Chambers. Fuck his wife. Fuck ‘em all. They have blood all over them.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Am sure you will find him celebrating wherst one finds
      many “ex-Gays” every single night, at the local cruise
      area getting barebacked by anonymous trolls……….

      Jan 4, 2010 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jamey
      Jamey

      I’ll give him a pearl necklace…he’d more than appreciate it, I’m sure!

      Jan 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      No. 4 · Jamey: If we are talking neckwear here, I’d much
      prefer giving him a siclian necktie…….. (use the
      googles if you are not familiar with such)

      Jan 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      How lovely a bunch of cocksuckers proving once again that there is little of value in the minds of a fag.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      @ No. 6: Doesn’t your wife suck your cock? Bet she does. You’re married to a cocksucker, No. 6. Nice that you think we’re all lovely.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      No. 6 · Michael Letterman
      Ahh Michael, how was your holidays? How many times did you
      get barebacked at your favorite cruise area by anonoymous
      trolls?? Did you decorate the basement apartment in Mommys
      house nice for the holidays??. Did you make any resolutions
      to lose some of the 350lbs of celluite you drag around that
      filthy apartment?? please keep all us fags posted!!!

      Jan 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      romeo: What my wife and I do in the privacy of our homes, cars and any hotel/motel rooms we lease is our business and none of yours. We have a healthy sexual relationship one we’ve perfected over three decades of being together.

      Terrwill: My holidays were fantastic, thank you for asking. I trust yours were as amazing as you deserve. I have no cruise area and prefer to not use condoms in all of my heterosexual encounters. I neither live with my “mommy” (gee does that show you have mother issues or what) nor are any of my houses an apartment in fact none have a basement either. I made no resolutions as I do not feel there is anything I would like to change about my life. As for any additional weight I may have gained over the holidays I’m sure the scumbags my work forces me to chase will help me get right back into fighting shape in no time at all.

      As for keeping all you sick little faggots posted if you have the balls to ask me a question I have the balls to answer you. Question is do you have the balls to answer my questions.

      1) What is the reason you think your mother issues cropped up?
      2) Why do you need to sink to a low level to get your message out when people would treat you much better if you were civil?
      3) How long have you known you were ‘different’ and that girls were for imitating and not dating?
      4) How bad did it hurt you to find out NY wasn’t going to let gays marry?
      5) How bad did it hurt you to find out NJ wasn’t going to either?
      6) How sad will you be when the rest of the country follows?

      Straight people have questions too…

      Jan 4, 2010 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • naghanenu
      naghanenu

      Okay enough..

      This Alan Chambers person…if he chooses to be ex gay then it is his choice. It is his decision. I wish him well.

      Leave him alone.

      Michael- Comment No. 9 was not necessary.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @ No. 10 · naghanenu
      Haven’t you seen ample proof. Almost all his comments are not necessary. You bring forth a different viewpoint to discussions here, he brings forth animosity. He just wants to stir the shite.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      naghaneu: I apologize for offending you but there are a few idiots who insist on ignoring the issues and making personal attacks to anyone who disagrees with them. I know its childish and immature and I shouldn’t stoop to their level, but it makes me feel better giving them the same treatment they offer me.

      Scott: I bring an opposing viewpoint to some things and am greeted with vile immature behaviour so I return the favor. Treat me with respect and with respect I will treat you.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thom
      Thom

      “2) Why do you need to sink to a low level to get your message out when people would treat you much better if you were civil?”

      are you fucking kidding me dude?? you want us to be civil when you post shit like this for the sole purpose of getting on our nerves, people you no doubt view as subhuman. fuck off you immature troll.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 6:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      No. 9 · Michael Letterman:
      1-”I’m sure the scumbags my work forces me to chase will help me get right back into fighting shape in no time at all” If you are on the job, then you are a disgrace………..

      2- Here is how you replied to posters:

      naghaneu: I apologize for offending you but there are a few idiots who insist on ignoring the issues and making personal attacks to anyone who disagrees with them. I know its childish and immature and I shouldn’t stoop to their level, but it makes me feel better giving them the same treatment they offer me.

      Scott: I bring an opposing viewpoint to some things and am greeted with vile immature behaviour so I return the favor. Treat me with respect and with respect I will treat you.

      Here is your first post on this thread:

      “How lovely a bunch of cocksuckers proving once again that there is little of value in the minds of a fag.”

      Your mind is so warped by hatred, and you probably cyberstroll to multiple Gay websites that you can’t even recall what you have posted. You always toss a bomb in every thread. Don’t attmempt to pretend that you are wishing “civil discourse”. One of your resolutions should have been to determine why you are so fascinated by Gay people. I don’t frequent rightwing websites, because I am not one, nor do I harbor secret desires to be one. You on the other hand…………….

      Jan 4, 2010 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      Thorn: Yeah dude I’m fucking kidding you. I didn’t even know you existed and like the scum you are you pepper your words with insult and vulgarities. What a poster child for the sickness

      terriwell: You are lick a cockroach that scampers out now and then. If you don’t believe I am after civil discourse then prove me wrong and be civil until you are you can believe what you want.

      Yes I’m fascinated by all sorts of perversions I can only guess at what would take a normal healthy child and warp it as it grows until it no longer even resembles that which it was supposed to be. I’m fascinated by perverts as people who stop at roadside accidents are fascinated by death. The mind of a pervert is warped and twisted in many ways and by understanding (even to a tiny extent) this mind it helps me to help others.

      You can frequent whatever sites you want as can I. I have no secret desires I am exactly what I want to be something I know you cannot say. So while on one hand you facinate me on the other I pity you for being something that is beyond comprehension.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 6:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thom
      Thom [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @Michael

      *epic facepalm*

      you can’t just stroll into a gay website and ask for a civil conversation by calling us “cocksuckers”, “perverts” and “sick little faggots”.

      You deserve all the hate and vulgarity that is thrown at you. Give respect and you’ll deserve to be respected. childhood lesssons that you need to relearn.

      Also, what is you’re fascination with coming to a gay website if you are happily married? I detect some sexual insecurities. There isn’t any reason for a straight man to come to a gay website especially when he is annoyed by homosexuality so much. doesn’t add up.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      QUEERTS IGNORE GAY MICHAEL LETTERMAN:

      WE ARE ALL FALLING INTO HIS TWISTED LITTLE TRAP. HE BAITS PEOPLE WITH HIS POSTS WHILST HE STROKES HIS MICRO PENIS DREAMING THAT ONE DAY HE WILL GET UP THE NERVE TO WALK INTO A GAY BAY, KNOWING THAT HIS 350LB GIRTH WILL PREVENT ANYONE FROM EVEN LOOKING AT HIM. HE THEN DRIVES TO THE LOCAL CRUISE AREA WHERE HE ENGAGES IN ALL KINDS OF SICK PERVERSIONS. HE IS LIKE A NAUGHTY CHILD. HE SCREAMS AND DEMANDS ATTENTION. IF WE IGNORE HIM AS ONE DOES TO SAID NAUGHTY CHILD, HE WILL SLITHER AWAY AND HAUNT ANOTHER WEBSITE. HE IS A SICK PATHETIC LITTLE MAN, NO LIFE, NO FRIENDS, DESPONDENT EVERY TIME HE GLANCES INTO A MIRROR AND SEES THE GHASTLY REFELCTION STARING BACK AT HIM. HE WONDERS HOW HIS LIFE CAN BE SO FUCKED UP THAT THE ONLY WAY FOR HIM TO ENJOY HIS SAD LIFE IS TO HURL EPITATHS AT GAY PEOPLE. HE CAN ONLY DO SO ANONYMOUSY IN THE DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET FOR COWARDS SUCH AS HE, WOULD NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE TO UTTER A SINGLE WORD HE BAYS ABOUT SO FREELY ON THIS SITE TO ANYONE FACE TO FACE. HE REGALES US WITH HIS TALES OF MULTIPLE HOMES AND A BEAUTIFUL WIFE, ALL SAD TWISTED EXAMPLES OF HIS IMAGINATION. YOURS IS A TRULY PATHETIC LIFE…………………

      PLEASE SIMPLY IGNORE HIM…………………..

      Jan 4, 2010 at 7:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      Thom: I think the question of what I can and cannot do is moot at this point. You seem to need to think I have sexual issues this is a recurring theme among gays they think everyone who find them perverted has to be as sexually confused as they are themselves.

      I’ve been happily married to the same lovely woman I dated way back in High School. There is nothing insecure about our relationship or the lifestyles we lead. I belong to a website which monitors the websites of a variety of alternative lifestyles for the purpose of keeping abreast on issues where our attention is most needed. In the absence of our message people could get the impression there is no dissenting opinions to many of the articles posted here.

      This is most certainly not the case as I and those like me have proven. We find that no matter how we phrase our opinions those who have neither the tools nor education to debate or discuss sink to the lowest common denominator. Look at how your bretheren comports themselves compared to yourself. Then see how I respond to them vs. how I respond to you. What you saw of my writings was a continuation of another conversation with several of the low denominations I mention.

      You can think I deserve the hate and vulgarity you can even question my sexuality, what you cannot do is stop my message. While I do not abhor homosexuals I find their attempt to subvert marriage and adoption to be unacceptable. What someone does in the privacy of their home with a consensual partner is none of my business, once that is in public I make it my business.

      It also is humorous to me that you imply I am a homosexual as if it was an insult to say so… gay or straight what does it matter what I am. I am comfortable with my heterosexuality are you comfortable with your homosexuality? If so why use it as a derogatory when directed at me? Yes I agree, so much doesn’t add up.

      terrwill: Oh poor special ed terrwill forgot he left his cap lock key on again. I’ve walked into many gay bars in my life often to arrest someone other times to share a drink with friends. You have a thing for large men it seems and like to imbue me with weight I do not possess. The only one who needs look at me for a thrill is my lovely wife who thinks I’m just fine the way I am. LOL no life, no friends huh? you have one heck of an imagination. How am I anonymous you little twit? I am not hiding behind a fake name as some people are so who is the scared one because it sure isn’t me.

      I regale you with tales? What I do is state facts. I have no need to live in a fantasy world I very much like the world I inhabit. But it is sad that you feel the need to degrade me you think your words have an effect while all they do is show me that what I think about little faggy boys is all too true. Maybe all that man on man sex you participate in has addled your already inadequate brain cells. Or maybe this is a byproduct of some disease that has yet to be fully revealed.

      Pity is due you but of yet I don’t think I can convince myself to offer it. Perhaps as you waste away, living day to day with a host of medications to stave off the worst of the symptoms I will find it in my heart to pity you. Until then I will revile you for the pathetic little scum eater you are. I suppose even your family mourns the man you could have been wishing instead they flushed you as a fetus before you could first fill your lungs with air.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Peter
      Peter

      Michael;;;;We are the ones being discriminated against. And to do it, you are violating the U S Constitution. It is simple as that. Your personal or religious views are not to be part of the discussion. Your rights should be NO different than ours.

      If you can not figure that out; you are……well just beyond hope.

      Jan 4, 2010 at 11:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      LOOK EVERYONE!! IN MISS MICHAEL LETTERMANS PRETEND WORLD SHE IS A POLICEWOMAN!!

      “I’m sure the scumbags my work forces me to chase will help me get right back into fighting shape in no time at all.”

      “I’ve walked into many gay bars in my life often to arrest someone other times to share a drink with friends.”

      I will no longer reply to you my posts numbers 14 & 17 Stand an excellent description of you and your pathetic life. However I want everyone else to see what a pathetic fraud you are. In your make believe world with you multiple houses, and your beautiful wife what can boost your ego more than having the authority of being in law enforcement!! One word dear is FAIL. In my reply to you I made a comment that any law enforcement officer in any capacity, in any jurisdiction in this country would have picked up on and replied back. It’s a code that actual real life (not pretend physcopaths like yourself)law enforcement personel use to identify themselves and to weed out frauds such as yourself. Go away you are pathetic and pray that someday a real law enforecment officer doesn’t find you in a cruise area getting fucked bareback. Wouldn’t that be a perfect coda to your sad pathetic life?? Getting busted by a Gay cop…

      Jan 4, 2010 at 11:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      I don’t know how many times we have to say it, but if you respond to this disturned individual he will hang around. I think his condition is clinical in nature, and he definitely does not belong here, for his sake as well as ours. Queerty, please take note.

      @ Naghanenu: I think you may be a little out of the loop on Chambers. Don’t you know what he is? Don’t you know what he represents? Have you never heard of Exodus? It is the real mortal enemy of gay people.

      Jan 5, 2010 at 12:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      No. 21 · romeo: Agreed, after my last go round with that asshat, I will no longer reply to his tantrums. He will go away. However I needed one last go round to point out what a pathetic loser fraud he truly is. And based on the venom which he spews he truly is disturbed…..Happy New Year……..

      Jan 5, 2010 at 8:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      Peter: I admit it, I’m not the constitutional expert in the family, that would be my wife who studied it in her legal studies. However I am very familiar with the U.S. Constitution and nowhere does it grant any protections against discrimination based on ‘sexual preference’ save for a very limited instance, so to physically attack someone or deny them employment might constitute discrimination but informing someone that they are being perverse and acting in a degenerate manner is in no way discrimination from the legal standpoint.

      terr will: I most certainly am not claiming to be a member of a police force. I very directly told you I am employed by the United States Government. Police agencies are employed by cities or towns.

      You can respond or not or do whatever you do desire, I come here not in my work capacity nor do I claim to represent the government in these posts. You seem to be a very misguided little thing. Perhaps these bareback trips to cruise areas have somehow degraded your mental capacity. Either way perhaps one day soon as the shit and cum drips from your stretched out anus to puddle on the floor of your cave, you will see what a pathetic little turd you have become. A shame to your family and forced to live among the scum you have become. I will shed a tear for you and offer up a prayer that you don’t end up another statistic dying from one of those alphabet diseases that are so repugnant they can’t even call them by name.

      Jan 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      romeo: No last I looked I was disease free and healthy as can be. Too bad you cannot say the same. I am sorry they haven’t found the cure yet but as we keep taking money away from that.. well what I’m trying to say is they are doing the best they can.

      terr will: I will go away when I say so not when you say so. If anyone is a fraud it is you walking around looking like a boy but truly only a girl with a boy wrapper. Maybe you should stop wearing asshats then your ‘lovers’ won’t think the stink of shit is coming from their penis’ but will realize its just your hair.

      Jan 5, 2010 at 2:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      Oh and terr will: on the job is used only in silly little cop movies and television shows. I don’t think even the uniform’s still use that line.

      Jan 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
      Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      Oh please, everyone, just ignore the pathetic self-loathing faggot Michael Letterman.

      There can only be one explanation that a “straight moralist” trolls extensively on a 100% gay content web-site and engages in his hate-filled diatribes laced with his many references to cock sucking and butt fucking: he is beating off. All of his posts simply extend the time it takes him to whack it. What else is this poor soul to do during his 1 hour lunch break?

      (P.S. To QUEERTY: Why in the world would you even joke at inflicting Alan Chambers and his beard on that adorable model? Today marks 24 gloriously gay years for me and my hubby; so if you are so inclined to be sending anniversary presents, send that model to us!)

      Jan 6, 2010 at 8:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman
      Michael Letterman

      mike in etc…: You are another faggot to call me a faggot like you are insulting me. If being a faggot is an insult well then I suppose you are the self loathing one here because I sure think I’m a great person.

      There can be only one explanation… to someone with a limited view and outlook on things and to someone who would rather ‘imagine’ the reasons then ask and be told. So I’ll continue to let you use your ‘imagination’ as sick and perverted, oh and wrong, as it is.

      P.S. That’s right queers are so upstanding and decent that monogamy after 24 so called gloriously gay years together they still seek to include outside anonymous sexual partners to join them. While truly decent men married for all of a measly 22 years is still content to satisfy his wife and she him without seeking an anonymous third party to join us.

      This is further proof that you faggots are perverse and depraved and should not be allowed to marry. One more post to share with my brethren to use in showing the world just how sick you are.

      Thank You.

      Jan 6, 2010 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • one more less not one more
      one more less not one more

      Hey what’s up fellas, rarely stopped here ‘cuz I was searching 4 Alan Chambers, and LOL what I’ve found! Firstly what you’ve always been fighting is for respect, Don’t you? Then what’s the point of speaking foolishness from that guy, huh? What’s wrong with you dudes? Which is the reason why he wants to form a family? What’s wrong with it? Just because the reason he doesn’t wanna be like the way you are, you gonna try to ruin his life, you still thinking that if a man or woman has the same sex attraction will always live like this? The time has come and men and women who struggle with it wanna know what is coming if they try it, so to speak or I don’t know, but you shouldn’t get into what you do not care, what is the problem if he wants to have his own children or a wife? He is living what he believes, or what he wanna live, no like you, you know what? I in life is not all sex, parties, promiscuity, dating, porn, etc, so you should better think about your own life and stop to pretend your happiness, because you know better than anyone that pain is not happiness, so I’ll ask you one more time, do you have a problem with it?

      Jan 20, 2012 at 2:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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