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‘I want to wear a dick strapped to my vagina’

SOUNDBITES — “We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want? I want to wear a dick strapped to my vagina. I also carry myself onstage in a masculine way and sing in a low register. This is not out of nowhere, right? I want to comment on that in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard.” —Lady Gaga, deciding if she can’t beat the penis rumors, she’ll join them (via)

By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 24, 2010
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  • 6 Comments
    • romeo
      romeo

      She STARTED them! WTF

      Feb 24, 2010 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.
      Lukas P.

      And I want to wear a vagina affixed to my dick in her honor?

      Feb 24, 2010 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.
      Lukas P.

      And I want to wear a vagina affixed to my dick in her honor!

      Feb 24, 2010 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • munch
      munch

      A real rebel would just sing in the nude. No costumes. No decorations. Just bare it all. Ok Gagaagagagagagagga?

      Feb 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      Ewww, Lady Gaga is a marketing ploy. Everything about her is marketing, just like Madonna. As a gay man, I find her offensive. Keep your clothes on, honey. You’re simply pandering to sleazy straight guys by walking around with little on.

      Feb 24, 2010 at 4:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      Jason, you are boring and full of gay negativity. Is there anything you stand for? I went to Lady Gaga at Radio City Music Hall and she was better than all of the other bitches (maybe equal to Kylie who had a nicer crowd, at least here in New York) and I think Lady Gaga is a very smart and savvy businesswoman and musician who can sing live, unlike Madonna. She is a Fame Whore, what else do you expect? I sort of thought she’d play Whac-a-Mole with lesbianism more as women also love her, not just Gay Monsters (an inside Gaga joke!) Straight guys are just a by-product of sexual expression (as they ruin gay bar nights, too!)

      Feb 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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