Some Americans donât want gays to get married because they donât approve of their lifestyle? Are you kidding? The ultimate way to punish gays is to force them to get married.
Show those gays what real hell feels like with nights in front of the television without conversation or sex. Days spent bickering. And sexual activity isolated to late nights with single partcipants.
Comedians Justin Long and Mike White play the prototypical couple who marry â they just happen to be gay. And what began as a whirlwind romance at a circuit party ends as all long-term relationships do. Miserably.
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Samwise
Eh. We’ve been hearing this joke for, what, 15 years now? It was mildly amusing when I first heard it, I guess. Justin Long is adorable, even with a totally fake-looking spare tire. And I’m pretty sure one of the guys in that truck at the end was Michael Ian Black (AWESOME! I love him). But otherwise, it just stretched an already-thin joke out way, way too long.
Mike L.
I’ve only heard that joke no more than 3 times and this was hilarious!
Loved it, OMG Justin Long is so cute!
Ricky
I enjoyed this… it was quite funny. Even if it is an old idea, it was pretty cool to see it fleshed out. Jusitn Long did great! Hilarious!
Ian
Even with a fake spare tire Justin Long is just TOO damned cute for words, I’d still devour him even if that was real! đ
SSCHIEFRSHA
After my turbulent High School through University relationships, my approaching gay matrimony holds few terrors for me.
The Artist
Sounds like a duck, moves like a duck. Guess what?! It is a duck. PEACELUVNBWILD!
Jake the libertarian
@Samwise:
Talk about an over used stereotypical joke… try a holier than thou fag who is waaaay to cool to think that a really cute, really funny video with great actors in support of gay rights is a good thing.
“Like OMG… JL is sooooo overrated. My sisters friend Blane fucked him one night at a club and I heard he has a small dick anyway. I think I’ll just go to work and give everyone I see shitty looks while I make venti non-fat half-cafs for posers. God I hate Starbucks.”
Sal
Was that Thomas Dekker at the end of that video in the truck?
Now that I look at it again maybe not. That guys arms had muscles.
Samwise
@Jake the libertarian: Jeez, calm down. I said Justin Long was adorable and that I loved Michael Ian Black. I’m not some kind of catty hipster bitch. (Well… not all the time, anyway. -_^) I’ve just heard this joke so many times and it gets a little annoying after a while, because clearly there are happy marriages and I would really, really like one.
Cam
Some of my straight married friends saw this. They didn’t seem to think it was funny and all started arguing on the way out about how they never talk anymore. đ
Jake the libertarian
@Samwise:
Damn you for making me like you!
jeffree
In case you havent seen it, Justin Long was dropdead **adorable** & cute in the movie Volleyball. It’s fun shallow fluff as films go, but you’re guaranteed to laugh. Also featured, Vince Vaughn (sp?) & Ben Stiller who sports what Queery calls a “atavistic mustache” Ă la rentboy-loving, discredited long strokee the professor/ pastor George Alan Rekers. Only that Ben is in waaaay better shape. And has a sense of humor.
Another good flick: “Best in Show” in which Jane Lynch plays ^drumroll^….. A LesbĂŹĂ n. Many laughs.
jeffree
oooops. Forgot to turn off the ITALICS.
Never try to make lasagne for your mate while posting. Lesson learned.
We have THUMBS up and down here on Queerty, why no PREVIEW?
craig
The videoâs been taken down from YouTube, but you can still watch it on Funny or Die here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e01ae82c03/devin-glenn