In Our Version of Lost, The Smoke Monster Laid Down With the Creepy School Teacher

Did you guys hear about that show about the ocean that ended last night? Everyone was all aTwitter about it. Mostly about how disappointed they were, never knowing if the Dharma Initiative was just a front group for NAMBLA. Luckily, somebody found this footage in the plane wreckage, and discovered the gay undertones to the show we won’t miss.