Is Sexuality Foe Stacey Campfield Tennessee’s Least Effective Legislator?

Tennessee’s Stacey Campfield, the third-term state rep who tried to ban public school teachers from talking about sexuality in any manner with his “Don’t Say Gay” bill, has never submitted a bill that became law. Ever. And it looks like he racked up another point: “Don’t Say Gay” won’t be addressed this term. Meanwhile, we just found Rep. Campfield’s blog! He posts jokes sometimes! Here are two (slightly amusing) nuggets:

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!’

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, ‘Never mind, I found one.’

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’

‘Just water,’ says the priest.

The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’

The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’