And not just any sex scene, but one in which he gets his ass licked.
Which is just bizarre to think about.
But not nearly as bizarre as this video of him talking about it from Variety.
Let’s break it down.
We get some product placement right off the bat which, fine, we’ve all got to find a pay day somewhere.
Next we’re shown some behind the scenes quick-cuts that tell us how exclusive and fun this little soiree is, as evidenced by the upbeat video game music in the background.
Cool party guys. Look, HBO stars! But we’ll get back to them in a minute.
First lets check out this table of Variety magazines. That Carrie Mathison, she so cray.
Then some more cocktail chat, some photo shoot action, and finally we have our esteemed panel.
Except the only thing they discuss in the clip is Jonathan’s ass licking apparatus. Like, really the only thing.
Which makes it baffling that the subject of the entire story, the part where Jonathan says he got his, “ass licked” is bleeped out!
So here’s a fully produced, corporate sponsored clip all about a subject that is apparently too risque to even say.
That being said, Jonathan can talk about his ass as long as he’d like and we won’t complain. Here’s the clip: