Madonna, Close Your Legs!
 

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Are we the only ones tired of Madonna crotch shots? Apparently the material girl’s ‘gina didn’t get enough exposure with “Hung Up,” so now it’s prominent featured on the cover of her new album, Hard Candy. And it’s making us limp.

 
Comments (25)

No. 1 · allen bardin

Shucks, she’s just airing her old used-up cooze out.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm
No. 2 · abelincoln

I’m just plain tired of her period. No pun intended.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:02 pm
No. 3 · faghag

SHE’S FUCKING GORGEOUS.
DON’T HATE BITCHES, WORSHIP.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:18 pm
No. 4 · Maverick69

If my 49 year old twa-la-la looked that good, I’d do the same.

The Queen of Pop Rocks !!!!!

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
No. 5 · PalePhoenix

‘Ode to the Madge Vadge’

Her Crotch has made her wealthy,
Its Lips have whispered Cool.
We’re surprised that it’s stayed healthy -
It’s seen more Fs than School.

Ev’ry time Miss C does a Split,
She seems so merry and so Gay.
From blowing bottles to flashing Tit,
It’s all been a Holiday.

Slouching toward her Golden Years,
It may seem more pretense than bold,
And not the Vadge that stirs our Fears -
Just that we’re ALSO getting old.

(à la Dickinson…Happy Friday, folks)

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:58 pm
No. 6 · seitan-on-a-stick

I guess it’s the pre-cursor to her obvious impending split to barely there husband, Guy Ritchie. And Mdnna thought Gays weren’t stable enough to Get Married. What happened to that wedding ring, Madge?

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
No. 7 · Chris

I’ll politely disagree. Madonna looks fabulous and continues to be the queen she was and always will be.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 3:21 pm
No. 8 · Trick

She looks HOT!!

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No. 9 · Bitch Republic

I didn’t even notice her crotch first off in those shots. Maybe you need to get your mind out of the gutter (or the ‘gina).

http://www.BitchRepublic.net

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm
No. 10 · hells kitchen guy

If that beaver gets airbrushed out anymore, it’ll be on the endangered species list.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm
No. 11 · steve

man all the artwork for this so far has been really bad

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 5:05 pm
No. 12 · Tonic

Why should she close her legs? It’s not like she’s showing cooter. She looks great for anyone her age (and many who are younger) and kudos to her for refusing to close her mouth or her legs.

Damn, I hope this album is good. I can’t stand Justin Timberlake.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
No. 13 · Snoodle

I just wish she’d get out of the stretchy materials :s That pink thing/weird nearly-naked nylons she wore for a lot of ‘hung up’ made her look like she was made of vinyl…
She looks good on the new album cover but oi just get out of the workout clothes :p (and something was lost in translation…is that a boxing motif ontop of candy? why o.o)

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 6:02 pm
No. 14 · Beej the Pink Sheep

Homegirl looks good! I only like blond-Madonna.
I notice at the hair, not the crotch.
www.PinkSheepOfTheFamily.com

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 6:12 pm
No. 15 · hells kitchen guy

Agree w/Snoodle. The Hung Up art looks just retro enough to be out of date, but not quite retro enough to be campy and self-referential. It’s Jane Fonda-Flashdance.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 6:30 pm
No. 16 · M Shane

Harldy resembles Madonna; except for the signature open legged posture. In fact the dimensions are all wrong and she’s not that thin or rangy at all. M opens her legs for the camera like that.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 6:45 pm
No. 17 · JR

She is an old tired hag. Britney Spears is the queen of pop..PERIOD.

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 9:11 am
No. 18 · Matthew Rettenmund

Gay men asking Madonna to stop spreading her legs. That’s a laugh.

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 10:59 am
No. 19 · K Brooks

In her own words on her soon to be released song “candy store” ……. her sugar is RAW.

Hail to the queen!!

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 11:00 am
No. 20 · amvanman

Hey, shes Madonna, the mother of God, she’s gotta show us her woo woo. Is’nt that where all life springs forth? Its the mystical entrance to the divine where all creation takes place………sorry, I forgot my meds this a.m.

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm
No. 21 · Petuulia

Madge = Vagde

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm
No. 22 · gary

Hard candy? As in dried up and past the expiry date?

Posted: Mar 16, 2008 at 11:52 pm
No. 23 · Mr C

IT’S MOTHERFUCKING OVAH FOR HER.
TO BE GETTING READY TO HIT 50 FANTASTIC SO PLEASE DON’T HATE.

SHE IS STILL THE LEADER OF THE PACK!

GO MADONNA!!!

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:22 am
No. 24 · Madonna's Boy

M-Dolla Rules!!! You know you all bow down to her Vadge Power. You can’t ever get enough of it…”4 Minutes” is H-O-T!!! Move out of the way all you rehab attending mini-divas (Britney, who?)and see how The Queen does it. Madonna is and always will be THE BEST!!! Even when her Vadge is 100 years-old, it will still be “hot and juicy” with the gays talking and talking about it. Bow down and worship to the Queen that is Madonna, bitches!!!

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 11:05 am
No. 25 · Sick of Madonna

Old slut. Ego-trip. Hypocrisis.

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 1:27 am
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