Morning Goods: Jakub Stefano
 
 

Today's MG was suggested by Queerty reader Michael and we think it's a winner. Jakub Stefano is from the Czech Republicand is also a blogger ; his site is filled with photos of himself interspersed with broken English jokes and tales of his latest gym routines. It's not Proust, but then again, Proust was a sickly guy living in a cork-lined room, whereas Jakub is–not so much. It's a trade-off we can live with.
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Comments (37)

No. 1 · Michael

Is armpit hair a sin or something? Cripes! I am sick of these waxed little boys. He'd be so much hotter if he had some body hair left.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 9:08 am
No. 2 · steve

^ agreed

meh

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 9:12 am
No. 3 · Darth Paul

@Michael: Yeah, whoever's in charge of posting Goods isn't doing so hot lately. Clone after clone…

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 9:19 am
No. 4 · Woof

Meh is right. Just what we needs another gym rat self absorbed blogger, turned wanna be model. What happened to Jason Statham for morning goods???? We can always revist BEN COHEN!

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 9:25 am
No. 5 · benwa

are those breast implants?

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 9:47 am
No. 6 · Alan down in Florida

What's with the .png files Japhy?

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 10:17 am
No. 7 · Sam

Humility can be hot, this guy has none.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 10:25 am
No. 8 · thatguyfromboston

what's with the shoe laces?

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 10:35 am
No. 9 · ILOVEZ

His chest is unbelievable! Impeccable!

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 10:46 am
No. 10 · Dave

Seriously, what is with the waxing? Enough hairless wonders already!

And another thing: is it me, or are this guy's nipples oddly large and hypnotic?

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 10:50 am
No. 11 · Miley Crisis

Give Michael a permanent job picking your Morning Goods. This dude is HOT!! I heart his nipples. Yum!!
Great job Japhy.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 11:04 am
No. 12 · Smokey Martini

Yeah, this guys seems like a douche, but I'd still face-fuck him. :)

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 11:49 am
No. 13 · hardmannyc

Wow, what's with the hating? I think he's totally wackable-hot. So what if he doesn't have underarm hair? Just gives a better view of that amazing depth in the delts.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 11:50 am
No. 14 · Brian

OMG. This hot bitch took my breath away. I nominate him for HOTTEST Morning Goods EVER.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No. 15 · Adam

i'm surprised at the comments – this one is a real keeper. Come on, if you saw him out you're telling me you wouldn't think he's hot. I just can't believe that. Beautiful body, nice face. Body hair is nice, but a preference – I happen to like both.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm
No. 16 · Michael W.

He's no Luke Guldan but he's alright (from the neck down at least).

I'll submit a recommendation: Steven Strait. He's got the face, the body and some of his more recent glam shots have hair in all the right places like these guys seem to want.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 17 · chi brian

Way too much waxing. He looks like a teenage boy

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm
No. 18 · The Milkman

You haters need a reality check. Even if he might not be your particular cup of tea, this guy is unspeakably hot.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 12:56 pm
No. 19 · dvlaries

Nice nipples, I could work those for hours.
Bet he has a nice ass too, but, as is usual around here, we can't say we've seen and know…
:|

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm
No. 20 · Nick

You all crack me up. If this guy walked up to you in a bar and said, lets go have sex, you'd be on your back in .5 seconds, not asking him if he has chest or underarm hair.

It seems like the bear lovers are the loudest whiners here. So, put me on the side of more models like this.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No. 21 · Ray

you're right, if he approached me in a bar i'd be like, "are you talking to me?!" however, although i applaud his obvious dedication to his physique, i really only like the smiling picture – and even then he'd need to lose the earrings.

and i can't believe i'm saying this, but some body hair would be nice (maybe just a little armpit and happy trail). but i'll deny that if you ever bring it up.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
No. 22 · hardmannyc

"It seems like the bear lovers are the loudest whiners here. "

Ain't THAT the truth! It's not like they have a preference; it's like their preference is THE preference. It's funny because the whole bear thing was supposed to be founded on nonjudgemental body issues, and they've ended up being the biggest body fascists of all.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm
No. 23 · Suburban

I agree with ILOVEZ and Nick, what is everyone complaining about, Jakub is HOT. That chest alone, holy shit. A happy trail would look hot on him but most of us would kill to look even 1/2 as good and most never will.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm
No. 24 · M Shane

He's got a fun smile: like he's getting off? Some people, believe it or not don't get chest hair to speak of-ever, it's not always wax. Some people also have nipples that are large and very stimulus active; not me; I could punch somebody who attacks mine.
The armpits though? I think even women hve hairy pits. Sometimes chests too, i'm sure.
Quit bitchin' andimagine roling around with him once even. "Get it while ya can" J Joplin.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 5:24 pm
No. 25 · TBSJR

He is HOT for sure. I agree about those nipples. I could work them over and watch him squirm.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 7:53 pm
No. 26 · Michael vdB

After I read the article about the young white man being more desireable then the blah, blah, blah… lol.

Jakub is good looking. I don't need hair to lick the any part of that body. Some people look better without hair, some people don't. Everyone doesn't need to have body hair, while again, not everyone needs to look like they the opposite. If you don't like the lookies, then find a good porn site that suites your choice. A man who is hot, still is a man who is hot…regardless of if they have hair or not. I happen to like both but it depends on the person.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 8:51 pm
No. 27 · Suburban

I like how you think TBSJR…I would like to do more than work his nipples over I'd like to suck on them.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 10:49 pm
No. 28 · TBSJR

Oh SUBURBAN when I said work them over that includes licking,sucking, and tweaking them

Posted: Dec 4, 2008 at 8:49 pm
No. 29 · Phoenix (The Millitant Nelly One)

Haló, Jakub Stefano! JÁ cenit tebe ar čimanský!

Posted: Dec 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm
No. 30 · Fred
Posted: Dec 12, 2008 at 10:10 am
No. 31 · Andrea Bacelar

Hey guys

All of photos of him is here:
http://deusesperfeitos.blogspo.....%20Stefano

Posted: Dec 17, 2008 at 10:02 pm
No. 32 · GFY

steroid freak !!!!! I bet you his penis is like 2 inch long LOL

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 at 11:32 am
No. 33 · Jacob

too much muscles is so overrated, natural body is better, this guy is so full of himself
what is the big deal ,another guy with muscles ???? he looks like a jackass the way he pose, whatever

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 at 11:37 am
No. 34 · Eric

my boyfriend is hotter, so suck on that bitches you can have this piece of garbage :)
besides I agree I bet you it's small down there.I feel like singing it's a small world after all :P

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 at 11:40 am
No. 35 · blackguy

passable for a dumb bottom bitch

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 at 11:42 am
No. 36 · Pauline

Hi can any other person use your pictures to put on other website without your permission?

Posted: Jan 13, 2009 at 12:15 pm
No. 37 · Oscar Portela

Jakub Stefano el salvador

por Oscar Portela

Tú me salvas Jakub, tú me redimes.

De mi mismo me ocultas. El mundo es solo velo.

Entre tus piernas ahora duermo

Un infinito sueño y soy uno contigo

Oh Divino y perfecto reparador asilo.

Así tu ingle donde se curva el universo

Y los ángeles loan mi boca me transporta

A ser un ave que liba de tus néctares

Preciosos cuando mi siembra cae

Sobre sobre tu carne en el sueño febril y

Ardiente con que tomas mi carne y revelas

Los misterios del cosmos y del vino.

Todas las cuerdas de tu cuerpo

Son vibraciones de la carne, reveladas

En el fundido de oro de tus músculos

Donde canta la alondra el infinito asombro

De la pasión que arde en el profundo

Océano de la falta de nombres.

Yo ya no soy en mí: soy lo abierto y el velo

Que surge de tus miembros que ocultan prestos

El tesoro que Jasón rabdomante buscara

Tras los pliegues de las Islas Radiantes.

Así te ocultas y revelas ocultándome en ti como

La profecía de un alba revelada en el grito

Y el pasmo del abrazo en el que mueres

Y resucitas trayéndome contigo nuevamente

Hacia el extrañamiento inquieto del amor.

Oh coloso fundido en bronce y oro.

Oh Dios e hijo de los Dioses: mis brazos de tímido

Mortal sobre tus piernas salmodian la osadía

De subir hacia ti, hacia tus cimas,

Y siempre oculto en la pasión que mata

Me llevas hacia el jardín donde las abras

Me revelan océanos de fuego y se abren

Como flores carnívoras hacia el juego en que

Como serpiente me abro hasta ser habitado

Por el Dios donde comienzan tiempo y mundo

En el ahogo del socavón primero

Donde ya no estas más, donde tampoco estoy,

Porque cenizas somos llevados por el viento

Hasta el umbral de los renacimientos.

Tú me salvas ahora, el mundo salvas

Y la individuación perece en el fundido

De tu cuerpo en el mío, ya serpientes que fundan

El cosmos por amor al fuego y la lascivia.

Oscar Portela

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 8:04 am
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