OMG! Public Schools Are Teaching Kids ‘Family’ Has Nothing to Do With Sexuality

This is the American Family Association’s nightmare: Public schools are teaching young people that loving families have nothing to do with the sexuality of the parents.

“So, my pre-k daughter came home from school today and to my surprise she began telling me immediately what the definition of a family was,” writes hetero stay-at-home father-of-three-girls daddy blogger Joe Schatz. “This is a controversial topic to many, but I thought that if everyone could see what a four-year-old took from her lesson on family perhaps many of the fears and scandal associated with the topic might be resolved.”

Did we mention the Schatz family lives in Maryland, a state that doesn’t recognize gay marriage? And this sort of thing is already being taught in schools. Quick, everybody, FREAK OUT!