• Oh good. Trent is NOT crazy. Wonder if he knows if Madonna’s playing the Roxy?

• Bea Arthur is doing a benefit for the Ali Forney Center. We are so going.

• The University of Utah held a Queer Spelling Bee, where “Queertestants” had to spell words like debonair, fag hag, and DeGeneres.

• Michael Jackson is going back to court. This time as a jurist. He may be picked if the lawyers are looking to fill the jury with middle-aged white women.

• Looks like Musto is hitting all the gay blogs. We thought we were special.