Out There: The Girls Are Back

• America’s Next Top Model returns. Rich has the rundown. Our fave: Mollie Sue. [Four Four]

• We’re not down with the hanky code, but apparently Ashton Kutcher is down. [Open All Night]

• The Malin for Congress tee the hooker doesn’t want you to wear. [Custom Ink]

• You too can get shot by Dick Cheney. Bradford did. [I Got Shot By Dick Cheney]

• Do you speak the Queen’s English? We’ve found a dictionary of gay terms. [Aaron’s Gay Info]