Who is she exactly?

Those models make me want to buy Aussie Bum underwear, not her book. And what is with that (and I use this term loosely) "hair"? That clearly did not grow out of her head. It looks more like yarn.

I'm not usually the bitchy gay, but that girl is just tragic.

Fake tits, fake teeth, fake hair, fake nose, fake eyelashes…jesus straight men are idiots.

Who told her that painting on your eyebrows is a good thing?

Off hand, she could easily pass as a used drag queen with false tits. (does she have hips?). All I can say is that if her book is as poorly put together as she is, she must be paying her hard earner hooker fees for publication.

The gentlemen are something else-uncanny how easy it is to pick up that they're straight. If they're not, god help them. That one with the crooked head looks like he stuck his [something] in an electric outlet.

We can feel happy, it seems that on the sexual side the straight people just have a good reason to go to church and pray.

She is known in England as "Jordan".

The sad thing is, she could easily pass for Janice Dickenson….who is like 25 or so years older than her. Ugh.

i like her personality,ballsy gal.all she needs is a little polish and she's good to go

"But when she swings through London with a bevy of shirtless models on her arm to promote the book, well, yeah, we're gonna pay attention." Congratulations, another hapless victim of blatant promotion!! She/they got just what they wanted…attention!

Owch its really gonna hurt when the guys peel off those sheets that say sapphire off their chests .

@No. 7 · sal(the original) SHOE POLISH?

@ThatguyFromBoston: A British glamour model who's been linked to footballers Dwight Yorke (with whom she has a child) and Teddy Sheringham, and singers Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, and most recently her soon-to-be-ex-husband Peter Andre (with whom she has two children). Until their split she and Peter Andre were the UK's second richest Chavs, after the Beckhams. She is worth £40 million ($65 million).

At an earlier point in her career, Jordan went through the boner dyke stage. Now she's coming around to the beauty of the male physique – well done, girl.

i never knew she knew how to write….or read.

@M Shane: lol sure why not

@M Shane: Yeah, that guys hair is huuuge.

She has a really good grasp of complementary colors. Those blue bathing suits really pop thanks to her orange skin.

If you're a bimbo with giant fake gazangas promoting your novel, four hunks in matching underwear is probably the way to go.

There is a girls in these photos? Hadn't noticed.

@No. 18 · dellisonly ; it's the boyish hips-smaller than the other guys' ; apart from the inflated bazongas and frightwig she could easily pass as the teams waterboy.

This should be a lesson to us all: it's all appearances-and that ain't much if you flash [whatever it is] around fast enough.

I love the word "chavs." Would Jordan be their queen?

She's rather reminiscent of our very own (Canadian)Pamela Anderson with her narrow-hips and helium filled breasts yet has none on Pam's style and class. Does she like animals like Pam?

I can't say enough about her outfit. Oops, I already did.

A 'heterosexual' mess.There's no way those guys could be gay. That guy with the horrible hair – how the hell did he get past 'stylists' with that mess?

You all bash straight people like crazy.

Stop crying about issues with straight people when you all are the QUEENS OF BASHING PEOPLE DIFFERENT THAN YOU.

Bashing bigots.

mmm Ill take the guy on the far left…!!! WOOOF

@SM: If you want to claim them go right ahead we sure as hell wont. Side note maybe we'd take your criticisms seriously if you weren't so sanctimonious in all your other posts or do you just enjoy the abuse?

Wow, you can usually only find fake orange tint like that inside a Cheeto's bag.

@Mountainword:
"Wow, you can usually only find fake orange tint like that inside a Cheeto's bag."

Wherein George Hamilton awaits the end of his lady love's book tour.

I agree with number 22 all the way … also number 3 a very SMALL number of straight men ( or straight women ) buy this crap … don't be fooled and think that ANY ( or MANY ) of us look at this shit … they are the laughing stock of our world

Most of us hate it … it's almost the same situation with mainstream porn — > http://www.guardian.co.uk/worl.....r.weekend7

Here is my comment ( " Leriana " ) http://au.askmen.com/dating/he.....-porn.html

Queerty please stop posting pictures of girls like her

Most straight men don't like it … the same with all of the fat women or the ultra skinny models

Also yes she has no hips … there are four female body figures … the rectangule … the apple … the pear … and the most famous of them all the hourglass

She needs hips like them http://www.geocities.com/hourglass_women/

" No. 18 · dellisonly
There is a girls in these photos? Hadn't noticed "

Agreed (: