PHOTOS: Expiring Model Looks Better Next to Chiseled Men
 
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OH SNAP — We don't really understand this Katie Price person, nor do we care much about the release of her novel (!) Sapphire. But when she swings through London with a bevy of shirtless models on her arm to promote the book, well, yeah, we're gonna pay attention. (Photos: Bauer-Griffin)

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Comments (28)

No. 1 · ThatguyFromBoston

Who is she exactly?

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 11:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · hmmm

Those models make me want to buy Aussie Bum underwear, not her book. And what is with that (and I use this term loosely) "hair"? That clearly did not grow out of her head. It looks more like yarn.

I'm not usually the bitchy gay, but that girl is just tragic.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 11:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Scott

Fake tits, fake teeth, fake hair, fake nose, fake eyelashes…jesus straight men are idiots.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 11:47 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Tom in COS

Who told her that painting on your eyebrows is a good thing?

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 11:54 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · M Shane

Off hand, she could easily pass as a used drag queen with false tits. (does she have hips?). All I can say is that if her book is as poorly put together as she is, she must be paying her hard earner hooker fees for publication.

The gentlemen are something else-uncanny how easy it is to pick up that they're straight. If they're not, god help them. That one with the crooked head looks like he stuck his [something] in an electric outlet.

We can feel happy, it seems that on the sexual side the straight people just have a good reason to go to church and pray.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 12:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Cam

She is known in England as "Jordan".

The sad thing is, she could easily pass for Janice Dickenson….who is like 25 or so years older than her. Ugh.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 12:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · sal(the original)

i like her personality,ballsy gal.all she needs is a little polish and she's good to go

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 2:14 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · fbloss

"But when she swings through London with a bevy of shirtless models on her arm to promote the book, well, yeah, we're gonna pay attention." Congratulations, another hapless victim of blatant promotion!! She/they got just what they wanted…attention!

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · petted

Owch its really gonna hurt when the guys peel off those sheets that say sapphire off their chests .

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 2:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · M Shane

@No. 7 · sal(the original) SHOE POLISH?

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · tavdy79

@ThatguyFromBoston: A British glamour model who's been linked to footballers Dwight Yorke (with whom she has a child) and Teddy Sheringham, and singers Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, and most recently her soon-to-be-ex-husband Peter Andre (with whom she has two children). Until their split she and Peter Andre were the UK's second richest Chavs, after the Beckhams. She is worth £40 million ($65 million).

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 6:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · jason

At an earlier point in her career, Jordan went through the boner dyke stage. Now she's coming around to the beauty of the male physique – well done, girl.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 10:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Jay Pat

i never knew she knew how to write….or read.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 11:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · sal(the original)

@M Shane: lol sure why not

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 12:37 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Steven

@M Shane: Yeah, that guys hair is huuuge.

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 3:01 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Richard

She has a really good grasp of complementary colors. Those blue bathing suits really pop thanks to her orange skin.

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 5:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · hardmannyc

If you're a bimbo with giant fake gazangas promoting your novel, four hunks in matching underwear is probably the way to go.

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 10:18 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · dellisonly

There is a girls in these photos? Hadn't noticed.

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · M Shane

@No. 18 · dellisonly ; it's the boyish hips-smaller than the other guys' ; apart from the inflated bazongas and frightwig she could easily pass as the teams waterboy.

This should be a lesson to us all: it's all appearances-and that ain't much if you flash [whatever it is] around fast enough.

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 2:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Mark

I love the word "chavs." Would Jordan be their queen?

She's rather reminiscent of our very own (Canadian)Pamela Anderson with her narrow-hips and helium filled breasts yet has none on Pam's style and class. Does she like animals like Pam?

I can't say enough about her outfit. Oops, I already did.

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · SouLKid

A 'heterosexual' mess.There's no way those guys could be gay. That guy with the horrible hair – how the hell did he get past 'stylists' with that mess?

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 5:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · SM

You all bash straight people like crazy.

Stop crying about issues with straight people when you all are the QUEENS OF BASHING PEOPLE DIFFERENT THAN YOU.

Bashing bigots.

Posted: Jul 26, 2009 at 3:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Disgusted American

mmm Ill take the guy on the far left…!!! WOOOF

Posted: Jul 26, 2009 at 11:18 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 24 · petted

@SM: If you want to claim them go right ahead we sure as hell wont. Side note maybe we'd take your criticisms seriously if you weren't so sanctimonious in all your other posts or do you just enjoy the abuse?

Posted: Jul 26, 2009 at 1:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Mountainword

Wow, you can usually only find fake orange tint like that inside a Cheeto's bag.

Posted: Jul 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 26 · Wry Bred

@Mountainword:
"Wow, you can usually only find fake orange tint like that inside a Cheeto's bag."

Wherein George Hamilton awaits the end of his lady love's book tour.

Posted: Jul 28, 2009 at 12:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 27 · Raquel

I agree with number 22 all the way … also number 3 a very SMALL number of straight men ( or straight women ) buy this crap … don't be fooled and think that ANY ( or MANY ) of us look at this shit … they are the laughing stock of our world

Most of us hate it … it's almost the same situation with mainstream porn — > http://www.guardian.co.uk/worl.....r.weekend7

Here is my comment ( " Leriana " ) http://au.askmen.com/dating/he.....-porn.html

Queerty please stop posting pictures of girls like her

Most straight men don't like it … the same with all of the fat women or the ultra skinny models

Posted: Jul 28, 2009 at 11:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 28 · Raquel

Also yes she has no hips … there are four female body figures … the rectangule … the apple … the pear … and the most famous of them all the hourglass

She needs hips like them http://www.geocities.com/hourglass_women/

" No. 18 · dellisonly
There is a girls in these photos? Hadn't noticed "

Agreed (:

Posted: Jul 28, 2009 at 11:29 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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