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PHOTOS: Tom Daley — An Appreciation

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PHOTOS: This morning, the heavens opened up and Tom Daley did a triple gainer from the right hand of God into our hearts. And our pants.

Mostly out pants.

The 19-year-old Brit Olympic diver came out as bisexual in an emotional video to the delight of…I guess anyone who loves a tight, little body in a tight, little Speedo. In honor of that tight, little body and that even tighter, littler Speedo, here are some pics and gifs of Tom Daley being the Sexiest Man Alive.

Sorry, People, but Attitude beat you to that punch months ago. And Adam Levine doesn’t look nearly as hot soaking wet. So here’s to you, Tom Daley. Call me.

Here’s to a unique understanding of shirts and their purpose:

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Here’s to being obnoxiously adorable:

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Here’s to lovin’ them ho-ho-ho’s:

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Here’s to being one of the best divers around — I guess. I mean, who the hell watches diving?:tumblr_m91o3jlzxw1r7upxytumblr_m85lwhfmdP1rxk9f9o1_400tom-daly-speedo-diving

And here’s to your hot teammates, because it’s nice to spread the sexy around:

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Here’s to creative ways of disrobing: tom-daley-shirtless-gif-2013tumblr_m8k1xmVnzq1qg105ao1_500tumblr_m7vmwkKiXr1r6svw3o1_500

And here’s to putting in twerk with aforementioned hot teammates:

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And most importantly, here’s to telling the truth:

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Because Spongebob’s a big fan of the truth:tumblr_mvewlmGFtp1sm0t70o1_500Photos: The Internets

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Dec 2, 2013
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  • 12 Comments
    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
      PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      Seems like a nice kid.

      If cookie sniffers are your thing you could do a lot worse.

      Dec 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DonW
      DonW

      Such a shy lad!

      Dec 2, 2013 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      That picture of SpongeBob licking his body just completely ruins my childhood, but I still think it’s funny.

      Dec 2, 2013 at 5:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • startenout
      startenout

      I very much appreciate your appreciation! :)

      Dec 2, 2013 at 6:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Camsean01
      Camsean01

      I would love my own Tom Daley

      Dec 2, 2013 at 7:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • newecreator
      newecreator

      Oh god! The gifs!

      Dec 2, 2013 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin
      jmmartin

      @Dxley: I hope you realize that this plays right into the hands of Rev. Pat Robber’s Son, who condemned the producers of “Spring Bob” for allegedly peddling the gay lifestyle in cartoon form to ensnare youth into the homosexual agenda. Nice going, guys! Now, he will claim he has proof of what he has been saying all along.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 12:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stranded
      stranded

      I’m gonna guess and say his secret bf is either Chris Mears or Jack Laugher

      Dec 3, 2013 at 12:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      @jmmartin: then he’s a stupid fool. I only meant that as a joke. Why so uptight?

      Dec 3, 2013 at 3:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley
      Harley

      @jmmartin: along with the Pink Panther, the Tella Tubbies, Bugs Bunny, The Seven Dwarfs, I could go down the list. Right wing ideologues will use anything to prove that gays are recruited as children. It’s not true and never has been true. God made us the way we are. Get over it.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 5:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anne J. Pine
      Anne J. Pine

      implied I am taken by surprise that someone able to earn $6934 in one month on the computer. this website>>> iz.sg/Br

      Dec 3, 2013 at 8:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwtraveler
      jwtraveler

      I haven’t been so shocked since Anderson Cooper came out. Nevertheless, he’s extremely cute.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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