PHOTOS: This morning, the heavens opened up and Tom Daley did a triple gainer from the right hand of God into our hearts. And our pants.
Mostly out pants.
The 19-year-old Brit Olympic diver came out as bisexual in an emotional video to the delight of…I guess anyone who loves a tight, little body in a tight, little Speedo. In honor of that tight, little body and that even tighter, littler Speedo, here are some pics and gifs of Tom Daley being the Sexiest Man Alive.
Sorry, People, but Attitude beat you to that punch months ago. And Adam Levine doesn’t look nearly as hot soaking wet. So here’s to you, Tom Daley. Call me.
Here’s to a unique understanding of shirts and their purpose:
Here’s to being obnoxiously adorable:
Here’s to lovin’ them ho-ho-ho’s:
And here’s to your hot teammates, because it’s nice to spread the sexy around:
And here’s to putting in twerk with aforementioned hot teammates:
And most importantly, here’s to telling the truth: