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PHOTOS: Tom Daley — An Appreciation

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PHOTOS: This morning, the heavens opened up and Tom Daley did a triple gainer from the right hand of God into our hearts. And our pants.

Mostly out pants.

The 19-year-old Brit Olympic diver came out as bisexual in an emotional video to the delight of…I guess anyone who loves a tight, little body in a tight, little Speedo. In honor of that tight, little body and that even tighter, littler Speedo, here are some pics and gifs of Tom Daley being the Sexiest Man Alive.

Sorry, People, but Attitude beat you to that punch months ago. And Adam Levine doesn’t look nearly as hot soaking wet. So here’s to you, Tom Daley. Call me.

Here’s to a unique understanding of shirts and their purpose:

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Here’s to being obnoxiously adorable:

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Here’s to lovin’ them ho-ho-ho’s:

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Here’s to being one of the best divers around — I guess. I mean, who the hell watches diving?:tumblr_m91o3jlzxw1r7upxytumblr_m85lwhfmdP1rxk9f9o1_400tom-daly-speedo-diving

And here’s to your hot teammates, because it’s nice to spread the sexy around:

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Here’s to creative ways of disrobing: tom-daley-shirtless-gif-2013tumblr_m8k1xmVnzq1qg105ao1_500tumblr_m7vmwkKiXr1r6svw3o1_500

And here’s to putting in twerk with aforementioned hot teammates:

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And most importantly, here’s to telling the truth:

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Because Spongebob’s a big fan of the truth:tumblr_mvewlmGFtp1sm0t70o1_500Photos: The Internets