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Please Say That This Lance Bass-Endorsed Boy Band Is A Joke

 

Former N’Sync band member Lance Bass introduces this dear-God-don’t-let-it-be-real music video for Heart2Heart’s “Facebook Official.” In it, five twinks with anime hair and kitten eyes sing about social media romance with lines like, “I like your status, two thumbs up” and “Girl I don’t wanna play Farmville, I just wanna play for real.”

The video (now viewed over 600,000 times) may be popular with real-life tweens, but the 13-year-old girl inside of us does not approve. Perhaps it’s just a commercial for Mac computers or Facebook or (GASP!) a commercial for Lance Bass’ un-announced career as a boy band manager. Oh no…!

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Oct 12, 2011
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  • 23 Comments
    • Ashton cruz
      Ashton cruz

      I thnk this video is what really killed Amy Winehouse.

      Oct 12, 2011 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott Gatz
      Scott Gatz · Queerty Editor

      OMG, best video evah!

      Oct 12, 2011 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • plazaboy
      plazaboy

      I immediately wanted to tell one of my best friends about this video but then realized i didn’t want to admit i had watched it. Is Heart2Heart a gay boy band or a “straight” boy band? Who wrote this crappy song? Aren’t boy bands supposed to be attractive? Was it really possible for Lance Bass to sink lower in my opinion than he already had? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!

      Oct 12, 2011 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad
      CBRad

      “anime hair and kitten eyes” lol

      Oct 12, 2011 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terry
      terry

      Not a great song, but catchy enough. The 13 year old girl in me finds each one of these guys cuter than the next. Me likey!

      Oct 12, 2011 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sic!
      sic!

      Kill it with fire!

      Oct 12, 2011 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tookietookie
      tookietookie

      Ha ha ha ha ha!

      Oct 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjon1968
      jonjon1968

      I think Lance is trying to see if an all gay group can appeal to the masses. Most of the successful bands have at least one straight member.

      Oct 12, 2011 at 3:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zee
      Zee

      I guess it’s mocking the J-Pop stuff…the hairs a little less on point as theirs tho

      Oct 12, 2011 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PilateError
      PilateError

      Like many other opinions, I think this is a prank; it can’t be real- it’s like an SNL skit! Too funny!

      Oct 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      Groan.
      They managed to include just about every sad cliché of the pathetic “boy band” imaginable.
      And seriously? ANY band that uses its name in the lyrics of a song should be drawn and quartered, then hung from the parapets to slowly shrivel and dry in the harsh sun.

      Oct 12, 2011 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      The blond kid….the one who looks like Cameron Diaz…I swear I’ve seen him in a gay porn before.

      Oct 12, 2011 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      I can’t. I just can’t.

      Oct 12, 2011 at 7:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TJ
      TJ

      Its so dated.

      Oct 12, 2011 at 7:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony
      Anthony

      Why are white people doing K-Pop?

      Oct 12, 2011 at 10:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robbie K.
      Robbie K.

      Is this a commercial for Aqua Net?

      Oct 12, 2011 at 11:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mk_Ultra_Again
      Mk_Ultra_Again

      Boys bands will be back. It’s unfortunate but it’s the nature of pop music. It’s cyclical. When they do return though, it will probably be in a different format than the 90′s/early 2000′s versions, like the one parodied here.

      Oct 12, 2011 at 11:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      I wonder if the fact the second, backwards “Heart” in their logo looks like “Trash” is intentional?

      Oct 13, 2011 at 6:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Uptwnchgo
      Uptwnchgo

      Sorry, but the hair look, dance movements and clothing are rip off of Korean Boy Bands! Just look at the bands, 2PM or F-Cuz. This video is really bad not to mention the lyrics!

      Oct 13, 2011 at 7:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SirKnight61
      SirKnight61

      @Joe: I thought the blonde had a not strung out ARRON CARTER look myself. But the whole vid was great. Prank or not it nailed it. And it does look like a long version of a promo for FACEBOOK.

      Oct 13, 2011 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BubbasBack
      BubbasBack

      Is that Kabul? Bomb ‘em! Burp.

      Oct 13, 2011 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sade
      Sade

      wth kpop boyband fad creeping to america too?

      Oct 15, 2011 at 7:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EJ
      EJ

      Most definitely a parody of K-Pop male groups.

      Oct 15, 2011 at 10:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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