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Teen Wolves Get Into Nip Play, Brooklyn’s Tiniest Penis, Tom Daley Is Sexy & More!

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- Today marks the 30th anniversary of the greatest day in modern history: Diana Ross in Central Park.

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- Gay UK mag Attitude named adorably toothy diver Tom Daley the sexiest twink man in the world. We didn’t even realize he was of legal age yet, but no complaints on this end.

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- We are amused.

- Brooklynites willing to prove their lack of manhood are invited to participate in Saturday’s Smallest Penis contest, but don’t go in with a swelled head if you’re hung like a horse: anyone 8-in and up will be automatically disqualified. And forced to come home with us.

- Taylor Swift reminded us she’s kind of the worst.

- And almost right on cue, Kanye West‘s alleged rant from four years ago about his infamous — and completely justified — mic grab “leaks.” While we don’t doubt this is along the lines of what Yeezus Christ said, seriously, it took 4 years? Beyoncé, please.

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- In other leaked news, pics of Madonna playing dress-up were leaked from her Blackberry, begging the question why Madonna still has a Blackberry.


- The original lineup of the Sugababes, now known as Mutya Keisha Siobhan, are back and better than ever with their new single “Flatline” quickly becoming a hit.

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Teen Wolf  stars Dylan O’Brien and Tyler Posey proved why it’s the gayest show on TV when Dylan gave Tyler’s exposed nipple some much-needed attention. Tyler feigned shock, but how can you stay mad at this face:

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- This Azerbaijani wrestler just couldn’t contain himself after beating the spandex off of his Russian opponent and had to express his immense joy through…The Dance:

Aww, you go Glen Coco.

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By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Jul 19, 2013
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  • 7 Comments
    • mad1026
      mad1026

      Re: Teen Wolf: I’m not supposed to be the demographic, but, this season, Tyler Posey has bulked up beautifully and is giving Tyler Hoechlin a run for his money in the body sweepstakes. The Carver twins are the icing on the cake; do they never wear shirts? The gay storyline is intriguing. Uh…,er…thanks, MTV, for a fun show with eye candy.

      Jul 19, 2013 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. E. Jones
      Mr. E. Jones

      If he doesn’t want his nips tweaked, he shouldn’t show them off. What was he expecting?

      Jul 19, 2013 at 3:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ShowMeGuy
      ShowMeGuy

      You show me your nipples…..I’m gonna play with them….it’s just that simple.

      Jul 19, 2013 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • moo
      moo

      Regarding Tom Daley, the age of consent in the UK is 16, so he’s “been legal” for 3 years.

      Jul 19, 2013 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homophile
      Homophile

      @moo:

      Just after he turned 16 one of the newspaper’s magazines had a cover photo of him with the head line “He’s ready!”. The story was about how he was ready for the Olympics, but the double meaning was obvious.

      Jul 19, 2013 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayHobeSound
      JayHobeSound

      Tyler Posey seemed genuinely startled to discover his nipple is wired for pleasure LoL.

      Jul 24, 2013 at 3:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mixxmaster
      Mixxmaster

      I think you are right, he did like it. Notice how he’s still touching it even after his shirt is down? You know Dylan is a mischievous little shit.

      Jul 24, 2013 at 4:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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