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Queerty Wish List: Brad Walsh

To celebrate the holidays, Queerty is playing Santa to all your favorite folks and asking what they want under the tree/ next to the menorah/ beside the Saturnalia bonfire this year, no Ms. America answers allowed.

Brad Walsh is a celebrity’s celebrity, a prolific and influential downtown DJ at his own parties as well as the now-legendary pirate costume party known as Misshapes. The Village Voice has called him a “modern-day St. Patrick” with enough influence to “single-handedly driv[e] the scenesters south of Broadway,” which make no sense since Broadway is a north-to-south street, but still sounds pretty cool. He’s also a prolific photographer and a blogger who keeps up on his life with boyfriend Christian Siriano. They got the puppy he wanted, by the way. His name is Topper. He’s adorable.

So what does one of New York’s leading trendsters want for the holidays?

“A vibrating chair.

I am slowly easing myself into becoming a fat old asshole who does nothing but snack and watch bad TV. It sounds like a pretty awesome life. The epitome of being this dude is probably the vibrating chair. Heat optional, I’m really just interested in something that can make me jiggle pleasantly while I decry Heroes through a mouth full of Bugles.”

By:           Japhy Grant
On:           Dec 17, 2008
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  • 13 Comments
    • Beej the Pink Sheep
      Beej the Pink Sheep

      Brad and Christian are adorable. I’m sure they would be a real hoot at a New Year’s Eve party! “Ohh muh gawww. Soo fierrrce.”

      Dec 17, 2008 at 8:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nicholas
      Nicholas

      Topper. Heh.

      Dec 17, 2008 at 8:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joe
      joe

      I feel ashamed as a homosexual that this kind of garbage for a website exists. I wish there was more diversity in homosexuality, not just a bunch of sillidiots.

      Dec 17, 2008 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM
      ChristopherM

      @joe:

      Japhy, it is time to remove the gun from this guy’s head. Clearly he doesn’t want to come here anymore.

      Dec 17, 2008 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stacy
      Stacy

      I HEART Brad and Christian as well!! I have every single one of Brads songs on my ipod:)

      Dec 17, 2008 at 12:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kim
      Kim

      Topper = dog too cute to actually exist
      Christian = fiercest Tina on the planet
      Brad = kick-ass photographer, even better musician, and one witty, smexy young thing.

      *eyes satin shorts* lucky, lucky Christian…

      Dec 17, 2008 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joe
      joe

      @ChristopherM: Stupid.

      Dec 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Johnny
      Johnny

      LOOOOOVE christian, he’s so adorable
      LUCKY BRAD.

      Dec 17, 2008 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM
      ChristopherM

      @joe:

      You sure enjoy coming back to a site you think is garbage.

      Dec 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John from  England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
      John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

      @ChristopherM:
      exactly, why say anything>

      sigh

      Dec 17, 2008 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joe
      joe

      I’m coming back to tell you that you’re stupid. This website is fucking dumb.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 2:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kim
      Kim

      @joe:
      Then run along and find yourself a sandbox you *don’t* have to pee in to feel good.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 7:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romelbatallia
      romelbatallia

      Please,hide some (100%)more nude photo….

      Dec 23, 2008 at 9:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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