On the bright side, at least they’re acknowledging climate change exists? “The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity. Academics were apparently thrown off their consideration of ‘Arts in the Age of Global Warming’ and ‘Ecology in Poetry / Poetry in Ecology’ by reports of Church Ministers who maintained that climate change in Samoa are clearly attributable to to homosexuals. The revelation prompted one attendee USP student, Shaiza Janif, to opine: ‘We need to educate our ministers and not turn this into an agenda.'” In other nonsensical theories to come from religious types, Italy’s family policy secretary Carlo Giovanardi is blaming a spike in child trafficking to gay couples adopting.