Brad Pitt is speaking again about his brush with certain death last weekend, when a Ukrainian “prankster” reporter named Vitalii Sediuk rushed the Maleficent red carpet to “punch him in the face.”
Gawker reports this is the same man who crawled under America Ferrera’s dress, grabbed Bradley Cooper’s crotch, grabbed Leonardo DiCaprio’s crotch, and tried to kiss Will Smith. So, when you think about it, he’s really just working your dream job.
In an interview with People this week, Pitt reveals that Sediuk actually did not punch his face. He was going for an entirely different kind of head:
“I was at the end of the line signing autographs, when out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me. I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head – not too hard – but enough to get his attention, because he did let go. I think he was then just grabbing for a hand hold because the guys were on him, and he reached up and caught my glasses.”
Yes, you did read that correctly. “Bury his face in my crotch.”
As you can see below, Pitt’s peen isn’t the only famous wang this celebrity crotch-sniffer has been near. He literally “buried his face” in the crotches of DiCaprio and Cooper.
An International hero:
Sediuk smelling Bradley Cooper’s dick at the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in January
Sediuk smelling Leonardo DiCaprio’s dick at the Santa Barbara Int’l. Film Festival in February