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Serial Celebrity Crotch-Sniffer Tried To “Bury His Face” Between Brad Pitt’s Legs

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Vitalii Sediuk is arrested after trying to get to Brad Pitt’s goods.

Brad Pitt is speaking again about his brush with certain death last weekend, when a Ukrainian “prankster” reporter named Vitalii Sediuk rushed the Maleficent red carpet to “punch him in the face.”

Gawker reports this is the same man who crawled under America Ferrera’s dress, grabbed Bradley Cooper’s crotch, grabbed Leonardo DiCaprio’s crotch, and tried to kiss Will Smith. So, when you think about it, he’s really just working your dream job.

In an interview with People this week, Pitt reveals that Sediuk actually did not punch his face. He was going for an entirely different kind of head:

“I was at the end of the line signing autographs, when out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me. I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head – not too hard – but enough to get his attention, because he did let go. I think he was then just grabbing for a hand hold because the guys were on him, and he reached up and caught my glasses.”

Yes, you did read that correctly. “Bury his face in my crotch.”

As you can see below, Pitt’s peen isn’t the only famous wang this celebrity crotch-sniffer has been near. He literally “buried his face” in the crotches of DiCaprio and Cooper.

An International hero:

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Sediuk smelling Bradley Cooper’s dick at the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in January

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Sediuk smelling Leonardo DiCaprio’s dick at the Santa Barbara Int’l. Film Festival in February

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 4, 2014
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  • 12 Comments
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      Why is this news on Queerty?

      Jun 4, 2014 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BBellairs
      BBellairs

      I’d bury my face in Bradley Cooper’s crotch too, but I would sure as hell make sure I unzipped it first!

      Jun 4, 2014 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      @Nowuvedoneit: Purely to piss you off. You’re that important to them.

      Jun 4, 2014 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Ohhh Myyy Goodness! Woofer, the Sniffer!

      Jun 4, 2014 at 2:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Wow, um…..what do you say to this?

      Jun 4, 2014 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stvrsnbrgr
      stvrsnbrgr

      @Cam: While you’re down there…?

      Jun 4, 2014 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken A.
      Ken A.

      Today this is news and Nancy Grace even capitalized on it with her psycho psychoanalyst, Just like when Perez Hilton was known as the pariah with his nastiness towards celebrities, now friends with them, these crotch stunts will become acceptable. And you haven’t arrived as a celebrity unless your get your crotch sniffed by this guy. I believe these are stunts on the part of Vitalii Sediuk and nothing more.

      Jun 4, 2014 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      I suppose I could make do with Pitt if Jon Hamm or Jake Gyllenhaal weren’t around….

      Jun 4, 2014 at 6:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      @EdWoody: Ahw, thank you. Nice to know.

      Jun 4, 2014 at 6:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sejjo
      sejjo

      @Cam: I don’t know. I, eh … just don’t … uh, know.

      Jun 5, 2014 at 2:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nevereclipsed81
      nevereclipsed81

      please Vitalii, Brad hasn’t been hot for 10 years, and we’ve all seen the pics of his junk online. grab someone hot. and go through security first.

      Jun 5, 2014 at 3:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude
      Maude

      nevereclipsed81….
      We have? I haven’t. Where is “the pics of his junk”?

      Jun 6, 2014 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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