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Out magazine celebrates Israel’s 60th by teaching goyim how to pick up in Tel Aviv, among other places. [Ynet]
“Calling all Israeli men, don’t be alarmed if approached by an American tourist asking smilingly in accented Hebrew, ‘Is that a mezuzah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?’”
If it’s just mezuzah-sized, then you’re not really talking to an Israeli.
I wondered why Out wanted to stray into ‘Damron Guide territory,’ but I think it would be alluring enough to learn a few phrases in Hebrew, as you should for any new country you visit. I wonder, are the Israelis expecting an uptick in tourism this May, more bombings, or a bit of both?
What’s Hebrew for “Do you know a cafÃ© that hasn’t been targeted by Hamas?”
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