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Simon Doonan’s A Total Fag

The fag and the hag have a historically symbiotic relationship – a mutually beneficial connection many non-fags/non-hags may not understand.

Luckily, hag Melissa de la Cruz and fag Tom Dolby have teamed up to edit the definitive guide to the hag/fag friendship, Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys: True Tales of Love, Lust, and Friendship Between Straight Women and Gay Men.

Among their choir of contributing queers, readers will find the wise words of Barneys creative director and lesbian watcher, Simon Doonan. Not surprisingly, dick loving Doonan loves that he loves Dick! Via Page Six:

I consider myself fortunate to have been born a happy-go-lucky, card-carrying fag… If, for whatever reason, I were to have been denied this privilege, then I would have settled for being the next best thing: a fag hag.

Doonan’s practically a fucking messiah! If you want to learn more about his religious devotion to the homosexual practice, head over to Chelsea’s Barnes and Noble tomorrow night, where Doonan and others will be discussing de la Cruz and Dolby’s book. You bring the nail polish, we’ll bring the booze.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           May 29, 2007
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