I’m not a homophobe and I’m not a sexist. … As far as the gay bashing, I didn’t bash any gays. I didn’t say, ‘I hate gays.’ I didn’t say, ‘Gays are stupid.’ I stereotype, my brother. It’s like the show ‘Waterboy,’ people think we [people in Louisiana] ride airboats to work, we have no teeth, and we wrestle alligators for a living. Well people from Louisiana think people from New York are either in the mob or gay. I stereotype like everybody else stereotypes. … I was concerned that he was gay and I was protecting my butthole. … I don’t have to ask Sash if he’s gay. Look at the kid, he’s gay. He kept on and on telling me I was a liar. He should have kept his mouth shut and he wouldn’t have been called out in front of America.
—Survivor: Nicaragua‘s Shannon Elkins, the self-professed non-bigot who’s approaching his fame clock of 14:58, on his real fear of tribemate Sash, who he tried outing during Tribal Council
EARLIER:
Survivor’s Shannon Elkins Only Tried Outing Sash To Prove He’s a Liar Too
afrolito
Yep, he’s a homophobe…and stupid too.
7
Straight guys swear we all want to rape them. Wonder what Freud would have to say about this.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
If I were him I would be more concerned with protecting my pec implants…. :p
whatever
So…articulate.
Cam
So he’s not a homophobe but was just “Protecting his butthole”. Wow, yeah, Score one for Louisianna there.
Hilarious
He would’ve been better off keeping his mouth shut. Before people just thought he was stupid. Now without a doubt no one can deny he’s a homophobe.
Cassandra
“I was protecting my butthole. …”
Of course, Shannon doesn’t want his alligator to get jealous, thinking he’s been sharing the goodies with just any body.
NAP79
Still, maybe he’s smart to protect his butthole. He’s pretty hot and I’d take it by force if it was freely given. Homophobes like this guy usually end up making the best power bottoms.
nelson
“Methinks the lady doth protest too much”
sweet cheeks
he needs to protect his butthole from my tongue
Qjersey
@7:
I find it funny that the stereotype is the week femmy gay and somehow that gives us super strength to rape a straight guys butt.
Most gays I know would rather blow a straight guy than fuck him.
fifi
Shannon’s video response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHQcparP6vQ
Kieran
I think Butthole Elkins has had his fifteen minutes already. Let’s put him in a training bra and send him on his merry way.
Baxter
This guy’s a douche, but Sash is pretty gay.
scott ny'er
@Hilarious: Yep. I was on the he’s stupid only train. Now he’s stupid AND a homophobe. What a douche.
Well, at least I don’t have to defend him anymore.
scott ny'er
@Baxter: Sash said he wasn’t gay, so we have to respect what he says.
But yay, I think he’s gay too.
MR
Um, I don’t know which guy is which, but the guy in yellow shorts, it appears his crotch is blurred. I wonder why?
McMike
@MR: They were doing that too on The Amazing Race when they were showing gay guys in their underwear and, yet, they weren’t blurring it out when they were showing the straight guys.
MR
@McMike: Really?!! Does that mean Mark Burnett knows something that hasn’t been confirmed for the viewing audience? Yellow guy is blurred. Red guy doesn’t appear to be.
If what you say is true, I’ll chalk it up to that whole gay-guys-are-hung-better fact.
Yeah, I wish.
McMike
@MR: Actually there was a study done which indicated gay men actually have bigger packages. I came across a news item a couple of years ago, at least, about it however they were saying, I think, the study could have been flawed because it was “self-reporting”. On that note, though, I don’t think gay man have the corner market on exaggerating their supposed size.
Actually this was easily Googled:
http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/11/04/size