"I don't want to bore the audience. I don't want to leave them as I was with a certain one-woman show in New York recently, saying, 'When the f#ck is this going to end?'"–Joan Collins

80's mega-bitch Joan Collins is embarking on a 25-date British theatre tour with her one-woman show, "An Evening With Joan Collins." The show–part theater, part autobiography–will tell the tale of Collins' life and career, through stories, song, photographs and clips of film. Collins only worries that, since her career is "so sprawling and multi-faceted," the show might be too long.

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