“It was fairly quick. A couple of weeks, a month. It’s a total lesbian joke: What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.” —Carline Banegas, recalling how she met girlfriend Jodie Dearborn. The pair are one of 700 Nevada couples receiving domestic partnership certificates today.
Question: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!