While we're on the subject of hands and the gay people who use 'em, we'd like to share this DNA-obtained video of some gays creating their own video for Lionel Richie's classic, "Hello". We're not that enthralled by the tongue-in-cheek final product, but, as we've said, this track's "stands as one of the best slow jams ever". We'll stick by that until the day we die.