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“Traditional Marriage” Advocate Scott DesJarlais Cheated On Wife, Encouraged Abortion

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An infamous foe of marriage equality is actually (gasp) an adulterer. And not a it-was-a-onetime-mistake adulterer: Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-TN), a doctor and vocal proponent of “God-given traditional marriage, has been laid bare as a serial cheater.

The Chattanooga Times Free Press reports that legal papers from DesJarlis’ 2001 divorce reveal the Tea Party favorite had liaisons with at least two patients, three coworkers and a drug representative.

During one affair with a female patient, DesJarlais prescribed her drugs, gave her an $875 watch and bought her a plane ticket to Las Vegas, records show.

But even though he doesn’t take his marriage vows seriously, DesJarslais is in favor of legislation banning same-sex nuptials.

Not surprisingly, DesJarlais is also a hypocrite when it comes to a woman’s right to choose. He bills himself as an ardent pro-lifer but encouraged his wife to have two abortions and allegedly pressured a mistress to terminate her pregnancy as well. He excused his wife’s first abortion as “therapeutic” because there were “potential risks.” The second one was okay because “things were not going well between us.”

Well, so long as neither were from legitimate rape.

Honestly, what amazes us is that DesJarlais, who looks like Cousin Itt’s ugly brother, got so many women to sleep with him. He must have amazing powers of persuasion because, even after these allegations surfaced, he got the people of Tennessee to reelect him last week.

All together now: What a douche!

 

 

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Nov 16, 2012
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  • 7 Comments
    • princem
      princem

      It’s Uncle Fester not Cousin It.

      Nov 16, 2012 at 7:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      Looks like another republican kiddie fiddler.

      Nov 16, 2012 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Doesn’t say too much good about Tennesseeans, does it? Intelligence is not their strong forte ‘down there’.

      Nov 16, 2012 at 9:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kls500
      kls500

      Don’t judge the whole state of TN. He reigns of a rural area of the state.

      Nov 16, 2012 at 5:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Cue surprise……

      Nov 16, 2012 at 8:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddie27
      Freddie27

      “Family values” David Vitter got re-elected in Louisiana in 2008 after it was discovered he had used prostitutes. White Southerners hate black people that much…

      Nov 17, 2012 at 3:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alexoloughlin
      alexoloughlin

      Now I wonder what NOM has to say about that? Even FRC’s Tony Perkins is blaming the Petraeus scandal on gays. Isn’t it interesting that in almost all of these scandals, nine times out of ten it’s always a republican bigot. Speaks volumes about the party of Jimmy LaSalvia and Chris Barron, the party of bigotry, racism and hate.

      Nov 17, 2012 at 8:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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