Cher just gave Chad Michaels a slew of new looks to be inspired by, including the most epic wig we’ve seen from a diva since…well Diana Ross showed up to the grocery store. But still, the coiffure of recycled newspaper is giving Lady Gaga a run for her so-bad-it’s-amazing money. There’s also that stunning disco number and that fiery Wiccan wig that we’re certainly not over. We’re loving this song, loving this video, and don’t care who knows it. Now pardon us as we re-watch this on loop in a dark, secluded corner where no one can reach us.