Funny man, Billy Eichner, takes a break from the streets to record a music video as Taylor Swift for Funny Or Die. The new track from the budding songstress is called “Glitter and Ribs” and includes deep lyrics, such as:
“He was a boy, I was a girl.”
“You can’t tell me I wasn’t feeling the feelings I felt.”
“You’ll never know my heart like my heart knows my heart.”
“Heart like a horse.”
“I was only 16 and you were 49.”**
Though, I’d argue that last line goes in the wrong age direction for Taylor. She usually likes them younger – you know, closer to 18.