Why Do Conservative Pundits Love Each Other So Much? 'Cause They're Gay For Each Other
 
 

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Glenn Beck. Rush Limbaugh. Sean Hannity. Bill O'Reilly. They're always coming to each other's defense, and singing each other's praises. Rush said Glenn owes his career to him; Glenn says he owes his country to Rush! What you're seeing here, friends, are not bromances among colleagues, but full on fawning orgies where adult heterosexual men are blowing each other with platitudes. Grab a rubber, kids, 'cause Glenn's about to blow.

 
 
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Comments (7)

No. 1 · AlanInUtah

They don't deserve to be noticed, let alone be written about. Just my 2 cents.

Posted: Oct 16, 2009 at 11:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Mr. Enemabag Jones

Why Do Conservative Pundits Love Each Other So Much?

Beacue each knows that if they say one negative thing about any other, their own career will end.

Rush makes tens of millions, but has lost his base to Beck. Beck has a somewhat large fan base, but earns peanuts. Hannity is not as clever, nor has the ability to put together conspiracy theories like Beck, or Rush. O'Reilly is the face of "compassionate" conservatism, but he also has lost fans to Beck and doesn't earn nearly as much as Rush. What they all have in common is their desperate need for each other, for their own sucess–no one blowhard can be all things to all people.

It's one massive ponzy scheme of right-wing punditry. Everyone knows that if one brick is removed from that pyramid scheme, it will topple

Posted: Oct 16, 2009 at 11:55 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · jarvisbearcub

I thought it was established that Rush is probably gay?

Posted: Oct 16, 2009 at 3:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Unlikely

And what, pray tell, are we to make of Ann Coulter?

Posted: Oct 16, 2009 at 11:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · MikenStL

Well hopefully "It's one massive ponzy scheme of right-wing punditry. Everyone knows that if one brick is removed from that pyramid scheme, it will topple" is true and someone will remove a few bricks….

Posted: Oct 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · zinc

Bill Maher on Beck:
"It isn't long before see this guy dressing up as a woman or, playing with his own feces"

made me 'lol'

Posted: Oct 18, 2009 at 2:37 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · terrwill

Rumors persist as to the possible closeted homosexual lifestyle of Rush "Oxycotinaddict" Windbag………….

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 at 9:14 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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