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A Children’s Book That Kevin Jennings Almost Certainly Didn’t Approve

Now that Kevin Jennings has corrupted! America’s school children by forcing! sex books into their laps, it’s time for some more sanitary pages to find their way into our libraries. Like Gay Stories, a collection of child-friendly fairytales, including Boldilocks & The Three Hairy Bears, Sassy Bambi: Queen of the Forest, and our favorite rhymer, Horton Hears a Homophobe.