Anna Nicole Gets Married!


This story first hit the world wide web (we almost forgot what www stood for, to be honest) yesterday, but we’re only just now crawling from a booze-induced haze, so forgive us if you’ve heard about Anna Nicole’s marriage to lawyer/friend/baby daddy Howard Stern.

In case you haven’t been keeping up, it’s been a tumultuous few weeks for Anna Nicole: first she pops out a kid, then her other kid drops dead, then two men claim to be the father of her baby, and now she’s married.

This shit’s better than Footballer’s Wives!