Despite reports to the contrary, David Beckham will not be guest starring on Desperate Housewives.
The super star soccer stud was rumored to appear on the ABC sudster with fellow Brit, Robbie Williams.
The equally attactive Eva Longoria put gossip to rest yesterday:
I talked to Victoria the other day. I told her about that rumour, she was laughing. David had a good laugh out of it. No, they are not coming on the show.
Never fear, queers: the hour-long drama will still be getting gay when Tuk Watkins and Kevin Rahm join as a same-sex couple.