Breaking: Maggie Gallagher Has Disappeared From Prop 8 Trial

The news will worry many, but NCLR executive director Kate Kendell has LOST TRACK OF MAGGIE GALLAGHER. Is it a bathroom break? Is she sexting her always MIA husband? Did a newspaper call with an offer to write another puff piece? Alert the search parties! And also, the craft services crew: “appetite coming back.”

Update: Ms. Gallagher is planning to live vlog later!