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Breaking: Maggie Gallagher Has Disappeared From Prop 8 Trial

The news will worry many, but NCLR executive director Kate Kendell has LOST TRACK OF MAGGIE GALLAGHER. Is it a bathroom break? Is she sexting her always MIA husband? Did a newspaper call with an offer to write another puff piece? Alert the search parties! And also, the craft services crew: “appetite coming back.”

Update: Ms. Gallagher is planning to live vlog later!

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10 Comments

  • Cam

    I find it interesting that as soon as the Huffington Post started asking questions about her life and her Marriage, suddenly gallagher steps down as the head of NOM and gradually dissappears. Just what is that woman afraid people will find out?

  • AlanInSLCUtah

    @Cam:
    maybe her husband is really her wife?

  • trickstertara

    She probably has a gay uncle or cousin or some relative that would make a wonderful interview for Matt Lauer or Rachel Maddow and further discredit NOM’s hate campaign.

  • stevenelliot

    maggie left to get a double In-and-Out burger and a hand-scooped chocolate shake. She Sow-ry she was hungry.

  • Mike L.

    @Cam: That she married a non xtian who also happens to not be white I suppose.

  • Pitou

    Why hasn’t an LGBT friendly reporter thoroughly investigated this sow? You know she got dirrty laundry to air. She has no qualms about airing our…I say she’s fair game.

  • Lanjier

    She left in shame. She has destroyed her family name for centuries to come.

  • B

    My guess is that she had someone working for her covering the times she was out and wanted to get some writing done so she
    could put out some blurb just as the trial ended.

  • counterpoll

    Her obsession with same-sex marriage *must* derive from some horrible personal experience — there’s no other rational explanation I can think of.

    I agree that some ace reporter needs to dig through her dirty laundry, her rubbish bin and her past.

    We have ample evidence that many famous male homophobes are themselves gay. But Maggie’s case merits looking into.

    All I will guess is that there’s some deep dark secret driving her quest –not to mention some seriously rabid+stanky psychopathology!

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