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Bryan Safi’s Completely Reasonable New Year’s Resolutions (For Sad People)

By JD January 10, 2011 at 10:01am

Who is this Toni Corvette character and why do I love her immediately? Because she is That’s Gay‘s Bryan Safi, and she has some excellent New Year’s resolutions. Like: Lock your doors. And: Carry mace.

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