NO SEX ALLOWED

College Bans Gay Sexing Because It’s Icky And “Destructive To The Parties Involved”

no_gay_marriage1-e1282048814245A Christian college in rural South Carolina is putting its foot down when it comes to students gay sexing on campus.

It all started back in March 2014 when OutSports featured the stories of Drew Davis and Juan Varona, two gay volleyball players from Erskine College and the welcoming response they received from teammates after coming out.

It seems school’s board of trustees found all that tolerance and acceptance inappropriate, so they decided to do the only thing that seemed decent and rational… They banned gay sex.

A statement released a few days ago read, in part:

We believe the Bible teaches that all sexual activity outside the covenant of marriage is sinful and therefore ultimately destructive to the parties involved. As a Christian academic community, and in light of our institutional mission, members of the Erskine community are expected to follow the teachings of scripture concerning matters of human sexuality and institutional decisions will be made in light of this position.

The statement was added to the school’s website. It will soon be added official manuals. The board has yet to determine how exactly the policy will be implemented, but they are determined to find a way.

We’re not sure which is weirder, college administrators trying to police students’ bedroom behavior or the fact that it took them almost a year to respond to a story that, frankly, nobody remembered anymore.

Erskine College spokesman Cliff Smith urged people not to misunderstand the new policy.

“We’re not trying to be hateful,” he said.

“I would hope the conversation would be [gay students] feel loved, respected and cared for,” he added, “and that their faculty and staff are interested in them as individuals.”

Yeah. Perhaps a little too interested.

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