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David Beckham’s Penis Takes San Fran

The crowd went ape shit during the unveiling of David Beckham’s new Emporio Armani undie ad yesterday in San Francisco. This is but one of the five new images in which Becks and his blessed bulge appear.

A (giant) spread, after the jump.

Click this image for the original size:


Another shot is here.

On:           Jun 19, 2008
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    • j b

      wow i will see him in a whole new way every time when i see him take the field with the galaxy yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

      Jun 19, 2008 at 10:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ILOVEZ

      His penis doesn’t look big.

      Jun 19, 2008 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      Poor Tyler Kenyon. What an awful day to have to be the Morning Goods guy…

      Jun 19, 2008 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek

      Wow, that poster would make living in San Francisco all the better!

      Jun 19, 2008 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777


      Or, as the French would say, “Le Rawr.”

      Jun 19, 2008 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane

      After having see some of the most handsome men on earth; and having gotten to a point where there seems to be no best: well, there he is and I’ve always thought that: (I was a soccar player in college and know how incredibly lith and fit anyone has to be). No excess muscles, only the basic really effective great ones that permit efficient, coordinated movement. He did and does knok me out I feel like taking a plane to S.F just to take that in. I hate advertizing but that’s truely art.

      What I tribute to Mans beauty! Wow

      Jun 19, 2008 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane

      BTW, I reallyy don’t particularly like an overy big joint on somebody . It what it’s attached to that counts. his (everything is superb). What a treat for S.F.

      Jun 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Scribe

      BFD. Am I the only one getting bored with Beckham pimping himself out to the highest bidder? David and Ms. Posh should take a few celebrity tips from Tiger Woods.

      Jun 19, 2008 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RPCV

      Like I said yesterday in a post, what’s the big deal? Yes, he has a penis. For those of you who don’t know it, men HAVE a penis except if it’s been removed. A penis is a part of the body for MEN, and a cunt is a part of the body for WOMEN, unless they’ve been transgendered to a man (YIKES!!) and then they, too, would have a PENIS. Get it? Period.

      Jun 19, 2008 at 7:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kid A

      What a beautiful soul you are, RPCV.

      Jun 19, 2008 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jm

      boring. tom selleck should make a comeback.

      Jun 19, 2008 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dfrw

      I strongly dislike tattoos.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 5:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charley

      Briefs make men sterile. He needs to ventilate his balls. Bring back military issued cotton boxers with everything hanging loose. Baskets are not like breasts, that need support from lycra.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 6:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw

      I wouldn’t toss him out of bed for sure, but this photo does nothing for me. If one could make out some details maybe. The bulge is so evenly rounded, it could easily be a wad of tissue.

      Jun 21, 2008 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane

      How many of you dissy queens can even imagine haning sex with the likes of that man who not only has the body but can use it well in one of the most graceful, coordinated activities in existence.
      Americans don’t appreciate that because we watch and cheer for the trogloditye “sports” that pass off as requiring skill.
      What he does is not far from Ballet ; to refined for americans foul tastes.

      Jun 22, 2008 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sixpack chopra

      “give it a break

      my bite is bigger than my bulge and thats really all that matters with sex

      or is it the other way around?”

      – POSH Spice speaking with veteran reporter perez hilton at the guttersnipe awards

      Jun 22, 2008 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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