Fairy Made Queen


Fulfilling every little boy’s dream, one David Bridge has been named the “alternate” queen at the annual Blackberry Festival in Somerset, England.

Though a girl named Kayleigh Sweet received the honor of being the official queen, Bridge, who makes no secret of his queenie ways, charmed the judges into breaking the rules for the first time in centuries, and ascended the throne, despite a few befuddled citizens.

Bridge donned high heels, a long dress, and tiara for the occasion. His first duty in office, no doubt, will be a bit of regicide. Then he can impose his silk fisted rule!