Happy Endings

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe broke up? We thought that already happened… [Mollygood]

Clay Aiken will appear on a Christmas episode of Days of Our Lives. Haven’t the good people of Salem been through enough? [365 Gay]

Mark Foley spent half-a-million bucks on the National Republican Congressional Committee over eight years. No wonder people tried to keep his “overly-friendly” emails quiet. [Buffalo News]

• The kids at AfterElton take a sharp knife to slasher films. The knife, of course, is gay. [AfterElton]

South Africa‘s new deputy president, Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka has shifted the ANC’s official stance on HIV. Definitely taking the rights steps. [Kaiser Network]

Michael Musto has a hard-on for the new Spy book. A fleeting erection, but an erection none-the-less. [Print Mag]

• Way to go Whitney! We knew you’d come back looking fab! [People]