• Broadway star Denis O’Hare’s partner was arrested for making a terrorist joke at an airport. We now know he isn’t the funny one in the relationship. Terrorism jokes are so 2001.
• No doubt timed to prove his heterosexuality if his role in Brokeback Mountain is a tad bit too convincing, Heath Ledger becomes a dad.
• No stranger to homoeroticism (Top Gun, Batman Forever), Val Kilmer was the one who suggested he tongue Robert Downey Jr. in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.
• The Chocolate Show comes to New York November 10. It’s an entire weekend devoted to the second favorite thing we love to put in our mouths.
• At first we thought 50 Cent disagreeing with Kanye West over Bush implied one of them was coming out. Alas, it was actually just evidence that American political discourse has reached a new low.
• He’s no Harriet Miers (in more ways than one. We so miss the mascara), but Judge Alito might turn out to be homo-friendly. Stress might.
