Happy Endings: The Day Gay Righties Got Told…

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• We can’t even attempt to do Jim David‘s attack on the anti-gay GOP justice:

The hysterical right wing response to the House passage of the hate crimes bill [equates] gays with terrorists: if Al Qaeda doesn’t get you, Al Gayda will.

They claim that the bill will criminalize antigay speech, which of course it won’t. They will still be able to say nasty things about gays, they just won’t be able to beat them up, which, of course, most of them want to do.

And it only gets better, especially when he goes after the gay conservatives. Bitch is on a roll…

Mollygood – our Hollywood-obsessed virtual cousin – has a new look. Oh, and we think straight editor Cord Jefferson has a crush on the newly-hunky Marc Jacobs. Pass it on…

• Meanwhile, we totally have a crush on Brothers and Sisters‘ queer creator, Robbie Baitz.

• And Liv Tyler wants Karolina Kurkova‘s titties. (Also, Jessica Simpson and reality have apparently had a nasty break-up. Tragic.)

• What’s queer about fall’s television schedule? How about Bryan Singer, Footballer’s Wives, Darren Star and Bobby Cannavale, of Will & Grace, The Night Listener and a slew of other gay-themed shows/movies/etc…

• The Bible-spouting, gay-hating Floridian airport employee totally got canned. Now you queens can fly into Fort Lauderdale without hearing the blasphemous manipulation of Biblical text. Hooray!

• We never knew Isabella Blow, but we still think she’s rad.

Out‘s Equus-inspired, Chad White-starring, Francois Rousseau-shot, Sam Jaradeh-styled photo shoot may be one of the hottest spreads we’ve seen in a long time. (In print, of course.) Even if you’ve seen the paper edition, you’ll definitely want to head over to the magazine’s website to take an exclusive peek at White’s oh-so-beautiful bum. It’s really quite delicious…