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  • justiceontherocks

    After this winter – civil unions in Hawaii is a pretty tempting offer.

  • divkid

    @justiceontherocks: me too. will you marry me?

    the sex will be awful, but i need a new waffle iron.

  • justiceontherocks

    @divkid: Myabe. Do you have a big dowry?

  • divkid

    @justiceontherocks: sir, my people are poor we have no silver or gold, but my father passed down to me 2 head of cattle,
    and 1 dick of elephant.

    are you able accept my humble gift?

  • divkid

    @justiceontherocks: sir, my people are poor we have no silver or gold, but my father passed down to me 2 head of cattle,
    and 1 dick of donkey.

    are you able to receive my humble gift?

    {anally retentive edit}

  • divkid

    sorry about the self indulgence but “elephant dick” is not as good aurally.

  • justiceontherocks

    @divkid: No need to be humble if you have an elephant dick. I’ll see you at the Koa Kea Hotel on Kauai, to be followed by a honeymoon that will last until I can’t walk any longer . . .

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