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IA Election Day Robocall Asks ‘Which Gay Sex Acts Does Liz Mathis Support?’

Yesterday evening voters in Iowa Senate District 18 received a robocall from “Citizens for Honesty and Sound Marriage” which said “[Democratic candidate] Liz Mathis also endorses homosexual marriage… Homosexual marriage obviously involves homosexual sex. So, before you support Liz Mathis, call her… and ask her which homosexual sex acts she endorses.” Personally, we endorse the reverse cowgirl.

Interestingly, both the National Organization for Marriage and Iowa’s anti-gay group The Family Leader have disavowed involvement, calling the robocalls “a dirty trick… designed to steal the election away from [Mathis’ anti-gay opponent Cindy] Golding.”

NOM and the The Family Leader both support slavery, not sleazy robocalls, got it?

So if Golding wins, we assume that NOM will quietly let the story die. But if Golding loses they’ll continue pressuring the Attorney General to conduct an investigation—either way, they get to play the victim, something they love doing.