Jermaine To Use Michael’s Fame To Complete Religious Mission?

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It’s a week of change in the wild world of Michael Jackson. Not only does the scary singer have a fresh lawsuit to tackle, but now his older brother, the less talented, but just a freakish looking Jermaine, alleges that MJ may have found the Islamic light. A faithful follow of the Quar’n, JJ tells The Muslim News:

When I came back from Mecca I got him a lot of books and he asked me lots of things about my religion and I told him that it’s peaceful and beautiful. He read everything and he was proud of me that I found something that would give me inner strength and peace.

I think it is most probable that Michael will convert to Islam. He could do so much, just like I am trying to do. Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much.

You can do so much, Jermaine. Like what? Well….hmmm, guarantee the world never forgets your name. Or…well, hmmm. Yeah, that seems to be about it.

(We would have posted a picture of Michael and Jermaine in their current guises, but we feared the potency of their utter freakishness would make you sterile. See? We have your best interest in mind.)