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Kate Hudson Is Not a Lesbian (Or Is She?)

Back in November, our former college-buddy Perez Hilton claimed Kate Hudson is really a lesbian, which we didn’t bother to report because a.) we hate Perez Hilton and b.) according to Perez Hilton, Fidel Castro’s been dead the past two years, which is to say, the guy has a knack for drawing cum stains on stolen parazzi photos, but when it comes to being a useful source of news about anything, he’s sort of a (what’s the word?) ‘whoreanus’.

Anyway, for the last two months, Kate’s been unable to waer flannel in public and finally just decided to quash the rumor once and for all.

Kate tells New Zealand’s Stuff Magazine :

“A girlfriend called me and said, ‘Are you making out with girls now?’ I was like, ‘What are you taking about?’ No, no, no. Strictly boys for me!”

Kate, who is currently single for the first time in years, said: “When I was a teenager, like, when I turned 16, I loved boys. That was just my thing. My mom was like, ‘Oh boy, she loves boys!’

“I always loved boys. I still love boys. First of all, I always had a boyfriend. This is the first time I’ve been single since I was 16!”

So, there you go. Kate Hudson’s not a lesbian. She’s a pedophile.