You may have heard that Ellen DeGeneres and her girlfriend Portia de Rossi were involved in a car accident. A reportedly drunk driver slammed into another car and caused a chain reaction.
An interested reader just sent us this video from those scoundrels over at TMZ. It’s really not that exciting, but we imagine you have a few minutes to kill and aren’t going to use them for anything constructive. Enjoy.
It’s worth noting that Ellen drives a Porche. Her girlfriend is named Portia. Coincidence? Probably, but a coincidence rife with double meaning, no less.
Ellen and Portia Porche Carnage! [TMZ]
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