THE SHOT — It must be all those pilates, because Madonna has never looked younger, fresher, more like a Kirsten Dunst movie poster, and … less alive than she does in the cover art for Celebration, her upcoming greatest hits disc (also available on DVD!), which, let’s be clear, in an excuse to collection millions of new dollars on old songs. But! Ms. Ciccone’s “ultimate compilation” (to quote her serially lying rep Liz Rosenberg) will include two new songs, including the record’s title track, which completely shoots down any gay’s argument against forking over $39.99 (or whatever it will be) for the whole damn package.
Cam
So thats what she would look like if she ate.
razz
oh please…enough of this washed up old hag.
Jennifer
Razz, that “washed up old hag”, could buy you, sell you, bench press you and then kick your ageist ass into orbit. Gee, don’t spose that would be the problem? I think it might just be.
More misogynist horseshit from the boys. How encouraging.
Cam
@Jennifer: you said “More misogynist horseshit from the boys. How encouraging.”
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so ANY spoken word that in some way denotes that he doesn’t like a woman means he is misogynist? Really? Well Jennifer lets look at YOUR post and see what it tells us about you ok?
1st. You say that she could “Buy and Sell you”. showing that you feel that just because a person has money it means they are better. My My My, how snobbish and elitist of you.
2nd you say that she could “Kick him into orbit”. So it’s violence and control that you respect now in addition to money impressing you so.
So lets see, he is a mysogynist and you are a gold digging, elitist snob who feels that violence is to be respected? Is that true about you? If you say it isn’t, then can you maybe admit that perhaps Razz just hates the self serving irritating way that Madonna goes about her life and that disliking her isn’t some litmus test about his feelings towards all women?
Sheesh, give it a rest.
red phone
Anyway, back to the topic at hand – I love it, and she rocks it harder than anyone else on the planet!
dm73
Madonna is a woman?
justin
Can’t wait. Still excited to see what she does next.
DARLING NIKKI
That pic is from her Borderline days…definitely…borderline.
Strepsi
No DARLINGNIKKI, not Borderline… that’s her True Blue ‘do.
And RAZZ, that “washed up old hag” was singing super catchy pop songs for sexual liberation and parading her delighfully openly gay dancers when all the world thought Homos should become monks or end our filthy AIDS-ridden lives. Plus, it has a fun beat!
Madonna gets my $40. Every frickin time.
Felix
Not crazy about the album cover, but excited about the new two tracks.
mark
I wish I could turn back time (Yeah, me too, Cher)and whisper in 1980s Madonna’s ear that she would be a Kabbalist, still be touring after age 50, still be a shitty actress, have two Malawian children, and lots of cosmetic surgery.
I guess, she probably would have just shrugged.
alan brickman
Queens always betray their kind first!…how sad…
Ronald
It’s all about the music. Admit it – only Madonna can groove everyman on Earth regardless of race, age and gender. Forty dollars is worth forking out for CELEBRATION. The photo is a mix up of two Madonna photos during the late 80s and early 90s period of her awesome career. MADONNA definitely rocks!
Lloyd Baltazar
Love her. She is a Gay Icon and will forever be at the heart of the Gay community.
Cam
@alan brickman: You said “Queens always betray their kind first!…how sad…”
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Madonna is a hetrosexual woman with children. How exactly are Queers betraying our own kind? Or is it that since we are gay we have to wet our pants every time Madonna blows her nose?
Brent
The new single is damn good, and she will be getting 99 cents from me on August 3rd.
Lloyd B.
I can just imagine the whole Gay community immortalizing Madonna someday when she is no longer with us. She will be among the places of Judy Garland, Bette Davis, Rock Hudson and many others who serve as inspirations for the Gay community.
And Kathy Griffin is another future Gay Icon too.
justin
@Lloyd B.: No! She will never die!
SM
No wonder you all don’t have equality. You all are meaner than the Religious Right.
Can you all accomplish ANYTHING without resorting to insults.
HAG?
kyle
Love it! i’d fork over $39.99 for the pic alone, thanks for helping spread the p.r. machine!