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Madonna Is Judging You With Her Warholian Eyes

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THE SHOT — It must be all those pilates, because Madonna has never looked younger, fresher, more like a Kirsten Dunst movie poster, and … less alive than she does in the cover art for Celebration, her upcoming greatest hits disc (also available on DVD!), which, let’s be clear, in an excuse to collection millions of new dollars on old songs. But! Ms. Ciccone’s “ultimate compilation” (to quote her serially lying rep Liz Rosenberg) will include two new songs, including the record’s title track, which completely shoots down any gay’s argument against forking over $39.99 (or whatever it will be) for the whole damn package.