According to comedian Michael Henry‘s latest video, the key to keeping a straight guy’s interest is giving him a little taste of jealousy.
Apparently he’ll go from “I told you, I’m not gay,” to “Want to wipe this banana off my face?!” in no time.
All it takes is showing him he’s not the only fish to objectify in the sea.
While the below video is delightfully over-the-top, we’d be lying if we said we hadn’t observed the dynamic it’s lampooning in the wild (aka mixed bars and house parties):