According to comedian Michael Henry‘s latest video, the key to keeping a straight guy’s interest is giving him a little taste of jealousy.
Apparently he’ll go from “I told you, I’m not gay,” to “Want to wipe this banana off my face?!” in no time.
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All it takes is showing him he’s not the only fish to objectify in the sea.
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While the below video is delightfully over-the-top, we’d be lying if we said we hadn’t observed the dynamic it’s lampooning in the wild (aka mixed bars and house parties):
Captain Obvious
…What?
Hussain-TheCanadian
I hope this is only for comedic purposes……otherwise we are going to have Brain endorsing this as reality.
Besides, jealousy means interest, and I can’t imagine a straight man having interest sexually in a gay man – Friends can be jealous if their ‘bro” gives more time and attention to a new GF, but that’s the extent of it.
Jonathan26
Adorable skit! And the shirtless one, well, he’s super yummy & the white guy wiping sweat off his abs, he’s hilarious!
Rob91316
Please give me the name and address of the shirtless dude. I need to go get on top of him RIGHT NOW!!
Ditamo
@Captain Obvious: My thoughts exactly…
Dave Downunder
These videos play up to old gay stereotypes. I don’t know what they think they are achieving by producing them.
jamih
@Dave Downunder: Because they are sad queens with no life? Anyway I’m more with the first poster on this one, as in….What?
Luna1979
Please make a series of this, like a gay version of The Office!