New England Patriots’ tight end Rob Gronkowski is the stuff that dreams are made of. Mostly wet dreams.
But he’s also proven himself to be a damn good sport by agreeing to read aloud from a piece of erotic fan fiction titled A Gronking To Remember by Lacey Noonan at the recent Super Bowl Media Day in Arizona.
Here’s a clip of the poetic reading, in which Rob recites with poise: “In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spike impacts right between my buttcheeks.”
Gronkowski, for the record, has also said he’d be cool with a gay teammate. Asked about it, he replied:
“If that’s how they are, that’s how they are. I mean, we’re teammates so, as long as he’s being a good teammate and being respectful and everything, that’s cool.”
The book is described on Amazon as a “super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.” Guess that doesn’t leave much to the imagination. Even at $2.50, we’re thinking it’s priced a bit high.
Gronkowski, on the other hand, does leave a few things to the imagination.
Case in point:
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ugenegod
Is he completely straight or is there hope?
sportyguy1983
He is a great tight end, but he is very much a butter face.
Ladbrook
Seriously, you can smell the sex from here. LOL. Damn.
DarkZephyr
Holy Gawd, that is a beautiful man.
Desert Boy
The Gronk! Number 87 is my favorite Patriot!
erasure25
What up with the discolored hands? Just lighting?
tricky ricky
much like famed crime writer Richard Castle he’s ruggedly handsome.
Cam
@sportyguy1983: Really? You think? I thought he had a sexy meathead kind of thing going.
cflekken
True Fantasy Football: The Gronk and JJ Watt in some hot action. A man can dream, can’t I?
SteveDenver
He Zadorable!
jason smeds
Sorry, gays, but Gronk is not for you. Just because a man looks good and has a hot body, you don’t own him.
The thing about the Gronk is that he’s a man’s man. He’s not a pansy’s man.
DarkZephyr
@jason smeds: You disgusting homophobic f***k.
jason smeds
I don’t resile at all from what I’ve said. I’m annoyed by gay men who think every hot-bodied guy is theirs. No, he isn’t.
Most hot-bodied men couldn’t care less about gay men. Even on the gay scene, the hot-bodied men are very selective about whom they pick as partners. It’s usually other hot-bodied men and not the skinny-legged, pale-skinned set.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Love to check to see if his balls are inflated correctly…….. :p
@jason smeds:
I am pretty dam proud to be considered a “hot bodied man” I work my ass off at the gym to attain it, and while I have been with lots of other “hot bodied men” I have had some silly hot times with “skinny legged, pale skinned” guys. One should consider all flavors of the Gays, you’d be suprised how much fun it can be……….
musctop
@jason smeds: What an ignoramus you must be–people like you said the same thing about Michael Sam.
NoCagada
@jason smeds: Son…where do you come up with that crap?
martinbakman
…finishes reading Jason smeds post, finally realizing the truth, I pick up my autographed picture of the Gronk while a small tear creeps into the corner of my eye…. ‘I guess it was never meant to be Gronk’ sniff sniff
jwtraveler
@jason smeds: You are one strange dude.
TriForceKid1013
@erasure25: Those are like white Hulk hands is from a photo shoot and people always say Gronk spike and things like that when he scores touchdowns.
jd2222248
http://www.queerty.com/sudden-sniffing-death-is-now-a-thing-thanks-to-the-new-gay-poppers-20150128
Tobi
@jd2222248: I’m buying, if they’re for @jason smeds: 😉
renly
I think it’s safe to say he’s straight, but he seems like the frat-boy type who would let you blow him after he had a couple beers.
Clark35
I’m not surprised he’s a narcissist.
scotshot
@jason smeds:
I imagine you know rejection from experience. I don’t know- or care – if you’re good looking or not, but you always have the ugliest attitude./ Glad I’m not you.
crowebobby
I don’t know how I can consider a guy who could no doubt rip my head off using only hand “puppy-dog cute,” but that’s the impression I get every time I see him. Would hate to discover it an erroneous one; he always seems like such a great guy.