A GOOD GRONKING

New England Patriots’ Rob Gronkowski Reads Erotic Fan Fiction About Himself

Screen Shot 2015-01-28 at 9.52.52 AMNew England Patriots’ tight end Rob Gronkowski is the stuff that dreams are made of. Mostly wet dreams.

But he’s also proven himself to be a damn good sport by agreeing to read aloud from a piece of erotic fan fiction titled A Gronking To Remember by Lacey Noonan at the recent Super Bowl Media Day in Arizona.

Here’s a clip of the poetic reading, in which Rob recites with poise: “In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spike impacts right between my buttcheeks.”

Gronkowski, for the record, has also said he’d be cool with a gay teammate. Asked about it, he replied:

“If that’s how they are, that’s how they are. I mean, we’re teammates so, as long as he’s being a good teammate and being respectful and everything, that’s cool.”

The book is described on Amazon as a “super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.” Guess that doesn’t leave much to the imagination. Even at $2.50, we’re thinking it’s priced a bit high.

Gronkowski, on the other hand, does leave a few things to the imagination.

Case in point:

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